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We're in Mexico!! An exotic part too how nice.
(this is something i wrote in july, but it's so fREAKING FUNNY)

Jk...

EVERY FREAKING BUG FROM THE NINTH LEVEL OF HELL HAS COME TO JOIN ME.
I CANT FUNCTION IN THESE CONDITIONS.

A FREAKING ORANGE DRAGONFLY THING WITH A STINGER CHASED ME.

THE MOSQUITO BITE ON MY LEG IS SO SWOLLEN IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE A NEW MUSCLE.

THERE ARE LITTLE BUGS TRYING TO NEST IN. MY. FREAKING. HAIR.

J.GFKYRSTFFYIGLIIPIHKKJ

JUST TAKE ME BACK HOMMMEE.

oh, and when I say I can't function, I mean i. Cannot. FUNCTION.
exhibit a: someone asked me how old I was, I smiled and responded with good. (Note: we're here for a wedding, they were a family member, not some random stranger)
exhibit b: the same person asked were I was from and I responded with thank you, and walked away. I HEARD THEM, BUT THE WORLD WAS JUST AGAINST ME.
exhibit c: I accidentally may have kinda sorta kicked someone in the face.

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nice going me

But other than that and like 80000000 other complaints I have, everything's fine!