lying is the most fun..dipper gleeful

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Your P.O.

i was currently getting yelled at because i was accused of stealing some burgers on the park well duh of course i really stole it but i happen to be great at lying

so i did some innocent claims and some sweet talk before they said sorry for accusing me i was walking to my little house in the woods because my mom and dad left me but whatever their lost

i opened the door to see dipper inside ''well hel-'' before he could even finish i shut the door close in he's face even though he's the one inside i may like him but he's really annoying

''i'am not joining your crappy team dipper'' i shouted at him a bit so he can hear it

''come on y/n we need a good liar for a stupid lie detector"

I got curious so i opened the door and jumped on my couch

''why are you even doing lie detectors for?" i asked him curiously 

''well someone said our magic was fraud so thats why we need you to lie" he said scratching his neck a bit

''why can't you just brainwash him and your magic isn't fake you made me freaking fly when i didn't give your servant back'' i said trying to grab the icecream on the table

''i'll pay you and get you out of this hell hole'' he said but i continued to eat the ice cream

"Why do you need to do this anyways not like your gonna die"
i told him while pointing the spoon at him

''well our fans and fandom will hate us because he got proof it's fake'' wait WHAT i thought it wasn't fake

''hey i though it wasn't fake'' i told him while i mentally face palmed

'' well their was one show we didn't use magic because dipper pines dared us'' he said as he looked up to the wall and sat beside me while he played with my hair

''dipper who and why the heck would you do that anyways i asked him for someone who's smart he is super dumb

As i though but removed it at my head because i know he can read minds

''anyways is it a yes or no?'' he asked as i just nodded and he got up and teleported us to their mansion

time skip

''oh my god y/n dear are you sure you can do this'' said mabel worriedly because the situation spread like wild fire

the whole media got into a huge fight even the fandoms who ever did this that person is awesome oh were you wondering why i'am the one doing this though well they need someone who is not them to protect or take the lie detector

''okay miss y/n wear this and this'' said this old dude i put the things on and we began the test

''okay straight to the question is the gleeful twins a fraud or what?'' he asked i replied no and he wrote something down

''Are the gleeful twins making you lie on this'' he said as i replied with no i tried not to think yes which was a go go

''okay we are done here.'' he said as he packed up his stuff and i remove the things i put on myself the guy recorded something or rather live streamed

'' it is proven that.....they are not fraud.'' finally that was over I walked over to dipper and shouted now ''hey dipshit where's the goods?'' he smiled a bit and handed me the money nice work y/n see ya later he said while he kissed my cheek and vanished well fuck then

dippers POV

''did she lie through then?'' i asked the doctor that whole thing was actually fake i just wanted to help her and let her live in the mansion because she didn't want our help i did it that way

''yes master she can lie without any detections" said will while transforming back to himself

''good'' i wonder if she lied on that i love you when we we're drunk..heh"

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