Feeling Protected

~Have a Blast!~

•Underfell Sans•
"Another!" I slammed my fists on the bar counter as I demanded for another bottle of mustard.
"Sans, Go home. Papyrus told me-"
I cut Grillby off with a wave of my hand.
"Papyrus says a lot of things Grillbz, Now give me another!"
I watched the purple flaming monster grow  frustrated as he slammed his own fist on the counter.
"Go home! You are not getting another bottle! Papyrus will dust me if you don't go the heck home!"
I sighed as I rolled my pinpricks.
"Papyrus also always says he will dust me but I'm still here." I pointed at myself with my thumbs and felt a grin stretch across my face. The bartender mumbled curse words under his breathe and squeezed my arm.
I was confused at first, until I felt pain shoot through my body.  I yelped and nearly jumped out of my seat.
"Okay, He may roughen me up a bit but I ain't  dead."
Grillby's unsatisfied looks told me that I was  not going to convince him anytime soon.
"Fine. Put it on my tab."
I spun around and threw myself off the stool. "See ya later Grillbz."

The moment I reached outside, my eyelids grew heavy as a yawn escaped my teeth.
"Heh, that time already?" I muttered as I shoved my hands in the pockets of my jacket and glared at my sneakers.
Traveling through Snowdin was no walk in the park, obviously. Never was. Especially so late. The shadiest monsters that lurk around in the shadows during the day come out at night. Normally I would teleport but Papyrus has forbidden that for next bit. Why? Long story short, it had to do with being drunk and a hole in the wall that has not been fixed.
Suddenly, I felt an unforgiving grip on my shoulders. I twisted my head around to come face to face with a large, blond,  bunny-like monster, with chestnut brown eyes filled with the need to kill me.
"Whatcha thinking you're doing there bud?" I asked him and his grin grew bigger.
"Ha! You're the Great Papyrus's Brother?! How Pathetic!" He threw his head back and began to laugh. I winced at his statement and felt my right eyesocket grow warm. "Mind running that by me one more time?"
"He is even making threats! Tryna scare me with your glowing eye?" His grip became even more unforgiving as he began to drag me backwards. I tried to elbow him in the stomach but he dodged it with ease.
"Listen here tough guy, one more move like that and I will kill you even more painfully." He whispered and I shot him glare that would brutally murder him if looks could kill.
"Well, than. I wasn't planning to have a great time but you know."
He gave me a confused glance until he heard soft music play in the background.
"Like my theme song? It comes with my Gaster Blasters." I grinned as he spun around and gasped, facing the two Blasters, horrified of what would become of him.
"Have a blast in Hell!" I laughed as he removed his strong meaty hands from my shoulders out of fear. I ran out of the way as he was dusted in seconds. Nothing but ashes and dust were left.
I snickered as I snapped my fingers once more making the two Blasters disappear out of thin air. The music died out.
"Sucker."
I whispered and continued on my way.