"purina cat chow more like purina kACHOW" -li
"siam is giving me those fuck me eyes and i swear i will dick siam down w/ anti-tank riffels till it has siamese twins" -liam please
",,,i wonder if anyone's ever slammed their tit in the toilet seat,,, but by accident
like,how bad do you have to fuck up
what can possibly go THAT terribly wrong
furthermore: has the same been done for a penis?
like???????" -liam,,
"yk to be honest if the love of my life stood up one day (after marriage) and said to me
liam, i want you to strip buttass naked in this quikstop restroom and clench your asshole tight
id be ok w/ it" -liam what the fuck
"i want to drown in bagel semen ugh" - jesus christ li
"YUM YUM IN MY TUM TUM WITH THAT CUM CUM" -lita is tired
"it doesn't help that,,, uh, this guitar is too fucking small for my giant hands" -liam playing guitar hero
"Hayley Williams is my fucking waifu" -YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST KIDS THAT IS A D I R E C T LIAM QUOTE
"e l o n g a t e d c o c k e r o o" -Z
"I'm gonna date my fish so I guess I'm gay" -uri
"so I'm very particular about what water tastes good and I was like 'those are the good boy waters'" -ily uri
YOU ARE READING
The Quote Book.
Humorit all began as lita's sleepy nonsense. then liam (qaadir) added some flavor. now I'm exposing all of our absolute bullshit. enjoy. (there are racial/homophobic slurs later on, I will warn you, because we are assholes. none of it is meant to be ha...
