"if you dont close those flappy flipflop skin slits around your pearly jurlys theres going to be a riot in the streets of 'cool aids man'"
"ok now before you get angry
picture elvis presley
... now picture him bald
bingo bango right in the mango"
"yer lucky im at work rn id slide into those tights like fingers in silly puttyy"
"these cakes could make a chefs knees wobble"
>> "cant stop the top" <<
"brendon herd me talkin shite
im sry bb"
"lita honey baby child sugar friend... dont you ever fucking talk that way to me again or our hands will be sharing a space just like our quotes but more skin contact"
"hand him a burger so he can flip something that isnt his lid"
"ill lose, because i care abt your morale and self esteem"
"its ok lita we all suck sometimes
for me its mostly on tuesdats and sundays"
ok but first of all...
/tuesdats/
YOU ARE READING
The Quote Book.
Umorismoit all began as lita's sleepy nonsense. then liam (qaadir) added some flavor. now I'm exposing all of our absolute bullshit. enjoy. (there are racial/homophobic slurs later on, I will warn you, because we are assholes. none of it is meant to be ha...
