Eddsworld-The End

Not the face(lol)

Ok so uhhhhh.Before we start,i am telling you that i have slow updates.Is that okay?heh.I had work ya know.
Okie so lets start.

Tom walks angrily leaving the neighbourhood."Wow,he looks happy."Says Eduardo taking a sip of his(Toxic?)drink."I don't think he's happy at all."Jon replied."Besides,he looks kinda angry."Jon said again."I WISH YOU WERE DEAD"Eduardo yells angrily at Jon.

Meanwhile Edd,Matt and Tord...

"I think i should go after him."Edd said to his friends.
"Awwww don't worry Edd.We have some more catching up to do."Tord replied to Edd.
"Uhhhhhh.Okay?"Edd said.
"Oh hey!wanna see my novelty toy collection?"Asked Matt to Tord.
"Sure!"Tord replied to Matt
"And then we can stay up all night watching return of the insane zombie pirates from hell 4!"Tord replied again.
"Yeah,just like old times!"Edd said.
"Y-yes...Just like old times..."Tord said while closing the curtain.(i guess?)

(Song)heh.
Holy shit i missed the "House for rent"part lmao.

Meanwhile Edd,Tord and Matt(again)
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!"Matt screamed.
"My popcorn."Matt said with his saddddd face.
"Hmmmm.I wonder when Tom is coming back."Edd said
"Shhhhh.This is the best part."Tord said to Edd.
Tord was watching the best part he ever seen in his life.(wtf)
"Awwwhhh."Tord said while watching the tv like thats TOO fucking increnible(wow i cant spell that.What the heck?)
"I hope he's okay"Edd said.
"Awww don't worry.Its just zombie pirates."Tord said.
"No i mean Tom."

Pls go back to the pic up there.
Tord made that face.Heh.w8 bad english for a moment.Okay i'm fine now.

"Oh Pfffffttttttttttt.Awh he'll be fine."Tord said like he doesn't even fucking care.

Meanwhile Tom...
"Ahhhh my dream house.EVERYTHINGS GONNA BE FINE!"Tom said to himself knowing that no one was there but there was lmao.Tom was crying when he became homeless(well shit)
"Hello there new neighbour!watcha doing here?"a homeless man that lived in the trash can asked Tom.
"Nothing."Tom replied and start to share the fucking story.

W8 why do i swear alot today?nvm(nevermind)

"Friends?pffft who needs friends for when they got rat puppets?"The man asked but Tom didn't reply.
"Come on rats.Lets build a show.Bedabedadadahhh!!!Oh hes gone.."The man said to himself while Tom left his box house(?)

(At the house...)
"Oh Stacy,i'm glad that there are no zombie pirates from hell to ruin our ROMANTIC(shit) dinner."An actor in the film said to his partner.(wth?)
"On this,HAUNTED ZOMBIE PIRATE SHIP"he said again.
"Haha."he laughs.
Then a zombie appeared and gave the food(heh.not really.Ok i can stop now i'm too fucking annoying)
The zombie opened the (uhhhhh.Thingy?ok imma stfu now)and a zombie's head popped out from the and ate the girl.
"Oh NOOOOOO!!!!mister,this is not what i ordered!"Then he starts to complain.
Tord seemed too bored when he was reacting that part.
Then,he got up from the sofa and left Matt and Edd alone.He walks to the right(?) of Tord's bedroom door.He took off the picture and there was a button.He seemed like to push that button but

Nahhh.He doesn't push that cuz its another pic(what the hell?)he took off the another pic and there was a ledder.(shit im bad at my english)he pulled the ledder(?)and a room popped out."At last.I finally can be complete again.Muahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHA!!"Tord laughs with an evil accent(w8 wth is accent?nvm so imma stfu)
"Hey Tord!"Edd came and waved to Tord walking with a wierd face into that room,he never know that."Uhhh welcome!"Tord welcomes his friends.and walked closely to Edd(hes not G3y ok?)"This my ehhhhh.LAUNDRY ROOM."Tord said to them and putting some socks there."heh"he said."Oh look buttons!"Edd said running towards the button place where it was full of buttons(not really,heh.)"Did someone say buttons?I LOVE BUTTONS!!!"Matt yelled running towards the other side of the buttons place.They ruined everything in the house.

Meanwhile Tom...
"One house please!"Tom said to a man that rents houses.
"Ok so what house is it going to lo-"Tom cuts off him by showing the art Tom made.It was not bad tho.
"Ok?how much money are you going to-"Tom hands his Piggy bank to the the man.
After Tom left there...
Meanwhile Edd Matt and Tord on the market..
Edd and Matt come to see what Tord is doing on the other side."Morning.Morning...Oh!ok!sorry guys i have to go."
Tord said to his friends."Thats not a phone,its a banana."Matt said to the "Wierd Norwegian Friend"."Oh uhhhh...Its for you."Tord handed the Banana to Matt.Matt put his ears on the banana and was shocked."MISTER PRESIDENT!!"Matt shocked."I'll be right back."Tord said to his friends."Matt,do you think Tords a little...Suspiciously?"Edd asked Matt."Excuse me.I'm on a banana."Matt replied to Edd.

~Authors note~
Ok so uhhh... i kinda lied on the title of the chapter.Well.Sorry.i cant make much more anymore R.I.P hands...
Why does this chapter seems like its lag(?)