The Magician (Seme Male Reader X Various)

Chapter 11

“We're going on a trip on a badass undead bird! Gilding through the skies! Little Badasses!🎵” (M/n) sang in tune with Little Einsteins, as he and his group near the bones of Inuyasha’s father. “Climb aboard, get ready to see death! There so much to fight~! Little Badasses~🎵!” Marshy joined with his brother as they got closer to the huge skeleton. “We’re going on a mission! Start the countdown! 5! 4! 3! 2, 1! Everyone to fight! Kill it up now~🎶!” the brothers sung in tune with each other, not noticing the conversation between Kagome, Inuyasha, and Myoga. The said three were staring at the brothers with faces that said, what the fuck. “We’re going on a trip through the underworld! Gilding through death! Little Badasses! Climb aboard and get ready to fight! There's so much to kill! Little Badasses~🎶!” the singing duo hug each other close as they flew closer to the mouth of the skeleton, before taking turns at the end.

“Come fight!🎵”

“Let's kill~🎵!”

“Little Badasses!🎶”

“We'll kill you! Little Badasses! Yeah🎶!” Marshy and (M/n) shouted at the end with grins on their faces as they enter the skeleton, only to get shush by Kagome. “Damn Kagome, no need to shush us like that,” the Magician turn his head to the side as they start to climb down the inside of the rib cage to get to Sesshomaru. Marshy only look at Kagome, before sticking his tongue out, and then quickly follow his brother down.

‘That little brat,’ Kagome thought as her left eye twitch, as she followed the brothers with Inuyasha and Myoga...if that flea didn't disappear somewhere that is. “SESSHOMARU!! WE'RE NOT FINISHED YET!” Inuyasha yelled as he jump down from where the modern trio were at, as he tried to hit Sesshomaru with his Iron Reaver, Soul Stealer attack, only to miss. “Be more respectful. This is our father's tomb,” Sesshomaru spoke as he look down on his half brother, while he stood on one of the ribs. “Look who talking! You're the one here robbing his grave! Why not respect him by leaving!” Inuyasha rage as he glare at his brother, who still don't give a shit about what he say.

“Yo! Sleeping Beauty! Grab the sword!” (M/n) ‘whisper’ to Inuyasha, which gain everyone's attention, when they notice that the (h/c)ette and the albino was next to the sword. “Why should I grab that rusty piece of junk. It doesn't even look like it can cut paper, why don't you try,” Inuyasha scowl as Myoga, who was on his shoulder, attempt to encourage Inuyasha to take it, which made the hanyou even angrier. “Dude. If I fucking could, I would. Marshy and I already fucking attempt to pull it out, only to be fucking stop by lightning which literally attempt to follow me, so if your ass don't get over here and pull this piece of shit out. I will, so help me God aka myself. I will punish you!” the Magician growled at the half-breed, who felt the chills race up his back from pleasure or fear, as the same thing happened to Kagome and Marshy, who blush heavily, and Sesshomaru, who stare at the human male a bit longer.

Kagome decided to help the male out by telling Inuyasha, if he can't harm Sesshomaru by his body then hit him in his pride, making the hanyou agreed to take Tetsusaiga out of its resting place. ‘Why didn't we think of that? No matter. Let's hope Inuyasha can pull the damn thing out,’ Marshy thought as he blew on his hands which still hurt from trying to pull the sword out.

“Wait a damn moment! How come the damn lightning come out to attack me, but not him!” the (h/c)ette complain, just as Jaken was in shock about the spell that didn't affect Inuyasha. “Well...the sword was basically inside his eye this whole time, big brother. So the spell can't really affect him,” Marshy look at his brother, hoping to get praise for trying to help, which he got as Inuyasha attempt to pull out the sword. “Aw! My cute little bro is so smart! Hah! I'm totally going to go brag about you to my friends!” the Magician coo as he rubbed his cheek against his brother's.

“What?!”

(M/n) and Marshy quickly turn their head to see what happen when they heard Kagome’s shout. “Oh come on!” the albino facepalmed as his brother stare and spoke, the words making Kagome’s eye twitched at her friend’s stupidity. “You spend a good minute or two sounding like you're taking a huge shit, only for you to not be able to pull the sword out? You know what. Fuck everything and this fanfic!” Shut the fuck up, (M/n)! You’re lucky, that I made sure no one heard that. “Do I look like I give a damn right now!” Sigh. Now let's continue, before the fourth wall is broken beyond repair.

Inuyasha stood there for a good second, before speaking. “Oi,” the half-breed started, scaring Myoga, who tried to escape, but was captured in Inuyasha’s fingers. “I couldn't pull the sword out, now could I,” the inu spoke as he squeeze Myoga with each word. “R-really now,” Myoga was able to get his words out, only to quiet down, the killing perfection spoke.

“Are you done. I am.”

With those words, within seconds, Sesshomaru attack Inuyasha and thankfully the male dodge the first and second strikes, before he ran away. Only for the daiyoukai to catch up up in seconds and slam the hanyou into a wall, as he lift his hand up to deal the ending blow. “I don't think you met my poison claws,” Sesshomaru spoke as his right hand glow green. “Oh come on! That's it! I'm tagging in!” (M/n) spoke as he pick up a skull, before chucking it at Sesshomaru, thus helping Inuyasha escape and seeing what his poison claws can do.

Sesshomaru turn around and stare at the (h/c)ette, who seem to be thinking why the fuck did he anger a being who can fucking make him disappear...literally.

“Kagome did it!” was the first thing out of his mouth as he point at the said girl, who just jump down, which made her stare at the Magician with the ‘fuck you mean’ face. Marshy didn't fucking help, because he also pointed at her with a smile on his face at the chance of getting rid of a rival of the (h/c)ette’s attention. Fortunately, for the female, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru went back at it again.

“(M/n)...Marshy...you little bastards,” the Miko grit her teeth as she unconsciously laid her hand on Tetsusaiga. “I'm going to kill you guys, if we survive!”

“Just try it, old lady,” Marshy said as he blew a raspberry at her, making her move forward in anger and took the sword out of it prison, causing everyone to stare at her in shock.

“S-sorry...it just came out,” Kagome spoke shyly, when she realise she pulled the sword out as Jaken stare at her in shock, while attempting to keep some air in his lungs. Marshy only click his tongue and pouted when he saw that a human like Kagome was able to pulled it out. The inu brothers stare at the modern girl in shock, either of them moving a inch. (M/n)’s reaction to this was hugely different from the others.

“OH COME THE FUCK ON! WHY DIDN'T YOU COME DOWN AND PULL IT OUT IN THE DAMN BEGINNING?!”