Jackunzel

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What do you think about Jackunzel, 'cause I really don't like Jelsa a lot!

To be honest, I hate Jackunzel. No offense, but I have my reasons. And it's not because I love Jack, I just really don't like the ship:

1.) She's married to Eugene, and he is basically the human version of Jack. Funny, clever, blah blah blah.

2.) Wait, how the heck would she believe in him? Oh, right--she wouldn't.

3.) He'd freeze her.

4.) I honestly think they're paired together just because they look cute together--since they're both good looking-- and because they have so many things in 'common':

•Naturally have brown hair.

•Barefoot.

•Have little sidekicks.

•About the same age.

They could be siblings/cousins for all you know. And you're saying me and Jack could be siblings, change my dress to pink and change my hair to brown--boom! All of a sudden people don't think we can be siblings -.-

And does it matter that they "came first?" Or came before Jelsa? No.

Please, Eugene was already there. *z snaps*

He died for her, for god's sake! Jeez.

This is just like all the other Disney ships I don't understand: like Peter and Ariel.

Oh, and sweeties, age doesn't matter--me and Jack? Him being 17, me being 21? Danielle Peazer was 25 and Liam Payne was 19 and they were dating for 3 years.

And Sophia Smith is 2/3 years older than Liam Payne!

And a 16 year old is dating an 80 year old.

This isn't supposed to be offensive to anybody, and sorry if I sounded rude. It's just that I've been getting a lot of hate lately, and some of them included Jack and Rapunzel.

So go ahead, ship Jackunzel. I don't care--just:

LEAVE

ME

ALONE.

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