Grand Tea Party 1

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Pheonix: Hi guys! Welcome to the Grand Tea Party! Here, all your questions will be answered by the stars themselves! Today's tea party guests are: Blacky, Cassie, Kylee, Steven and.....*dramatic music plays*.....Trent Terry (Mr T) !!!

Blacky: What's a minor character like him doing here? There's no questions for him.

Mr T: *an arrow is shot at his heart*

Pheonix: Uh, he's like a special guest I guess .....a...a...a comedic relief! Yeah, that's what he is!

Cassie: Oh, now I see! I mean, last time he even fainted when he saw Blacky, I can't wait to see what he'll do next!

Mr T: I'M NOT A FREAKING COMEDIC RELIEF, I'M THE ACE!!

Steven: *face palms*

Kylee: Who the hell is this freak, Blacky?

Blacky:.........*eating cookies*

Cassie: He's our teacher ma'am, and I'm her classmate.

Kylee: What?! My baby is being taught by a freak?

Mr T: *another arrow to his heart*

Pheonix: Ok guys, stop teasing the poor fellow. Let's get to the main event shall we? First question is -- "Blacky, are you going to fall in love soon?"

Everyone: *spits out the tea they have been drinking*

Pheonix: *opens an umbrella to shield herself* Phew, good thing I came prepared.

Cassie: B-B-Blacky.....IN LOVE?!

Steven: Somehow, I seriously can't I imagine that.

Mr T: NOOOOO! THE DEVIL'S CHILD WILL NEVER LEARN TO LOVE!!!

Kylee: Blacky loves me! She loves me, RIGHT? *glares pointedly at Phoenix*

Pheonix: Uhhhh, the question means in love with a guy, a romantic relationship, not like that Kylee..... Anyway, what's your answer Blacky?

Blacky: *still eating cookies but pauses for a while* I have been in love.

Everyone: WAIT, WHAT?!

Mr T: Who? What? Where? When? Why? How? *nearly has a heart attack*

Cassie: Don't die Mr T! Don't die! *shakes Mr T violently*

Steven: Whoever could it be? I have heard of no such thing during the period in the Cavarone mansion. Unless it's Beleth....

Kylee: WHO THE HELL IS HE? WHERE IS HE? I'M GONNA KILL HIM NOW!! *waves a a knife madly*

Blacky: .....he's already dead.

Everyone: *absolute silence*................... *turns to stare Pheonix*

Pheonix: Well, it was going to be mentioned later on, and there were some hints in the previous chapters, like when she struggled to repress some unpleasant memories, or the reason why she hates making ties with people.... Anyway, I guess Blacky decided to give a spoiler.

Everyone: *still silent*

Pheonix: Err...*cough*, let's proceed to the next question shall we? "Cassie, you sure you should go stalker on Blacky? It might creep her out... On second thought, it's Blacky. Can she be creeped out by a stalker?"

Cassie: *blushes* I'm not stalking her! I just have a strong urge to know her every move!

Mr T: How is that different?

Steven: I think she means it's an emotion that she can't repress.

Kylee: First a freak now a stalker? My poor baby is in so much danger....I should tighten her security. *takes out phone to call bodyguards*

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