1. I love you like Midori loves emailing Yandere Dev
2. You're Mai Waifu
3. You can call me Senpai anytime
4. I'll kidnap you and keep you to myself (And possibly not turn you into a mind slave-)
5. BAKA! I LOVE YOU!
6. You can notice me anytime
7. I don't need the flame demon to show you how bright my love burns for you
8. I don't need the succubus to seduce you
9. I'll dismember you to keep every part of you to myself
