Durarara!! Pick Up Lines

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1. Masaomi Kida: Hey! Why don't we do math! Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide the legs, and (Hope not to) MULTIPLY!

2. Something else pops up like Izaya's switch blade if you know what I mean~

3. No matter what gang we're in, I still love you

4. What type of information do I need about you? Why your phone number of course!

5. Izaya: You're my favorite human!

6. Shizuo: I'll throw a vending machine at you to show my love

7. Erika: WANNA BE MY HUSBANDO/WAIFU?!

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