Warnings: Sexual Jokes/References & Cussing
For Neon-Killer
Jeydon's POV
"Hey!" Everyone says in unison as the camera is turned on. I pull the collar on my shirt up, making sure to hide the hickey Jordan gave me earlier.
"So, in today's video, we will play Never Have I Ever," Kyle says since it's his day to make a video.
"You all should know how to play this since on MDE, Bryan, Jeydon, Johnnie, and I played it," Jordan says. "And it had hilarious consequences!" Johnnie yells. That was the only day I have ever been jealous of Mojo the stuffed monkey.
(A/N: Is that the monkey's name???)"So, anyways, we're all going to start with all of our fingers up. Then, a player will say "Never Have I Ever" and add something. If you've done it, you have to put one finger down and say, "Lord forgive me." Kyle explains.
"They already knew," Alex says, "well, according to Jordan." "But the video he was talking about was made a long time ago!" Kyle retorts. "What's the punishment?" I ask, changing the subject.
"Whoever has all of their fingers down first has to run around outside yelling, "Rydan is real and the government knows it!" Johnnie suggests.
"That's a good idea," Alex replies.
"Okay! Let's start! Johnnie goes first!" Kyle says.
"Never have I ever had sex in the backseat of a car," Johnnie says and Kyle puts a finger down.
"What the fuck? Who was it with?" I ask eagerly.
"That, I will tell you later," Kyle replies. Maybe Kohnnie happened and Johnnie doesn't want to admit it.
Kyle goes next. "Never have I ever had a crush on an inhuman object."
All eyes go to Jordan. "What?" He asks.
"We all know you want to fuck Yoshi!" Johnnie yells.
"I do not! Johnnie, let that go!"
"I would, but I heard you moaning Yoshi's name in your sleep!" Johnnie says.
"So, he finally quit moaning Jeydon's name in his sleep?" Alex asks and both Jordan and I blush. "I-I've never m-moaned his n-name in my sl-sleep," Jordan says shakily.
"We all know you have!" Kyle exclaims.
"Guys, can we just let this go?" I ask pleadingly. The others agree and it's Alex's turn to go.
"Never have I ev— wait, is that a hickey?" She asks, pointing to my neck. I blush and put my hand over the fair sized mark, "N-No!"
"Yes it is!" Alex exclaims.
Kyle gets in front of me and tries to pry my hand from my neck. Jordan smacks his hand away. "Kyle, leave him alone," he demands, glaring at Kyle.
Kyle ignores him and finally gets my hand off of my neck. "Holy shit, it is!" He yells. "So that's where all the moaning came from this morning," Johnnie says, "I thought Kyle was having Skype sex with someone."
"I haven't done that in a year, my friend," Kyle says, "but back to Jeydon and Jordan's situation. They seem to have a new sex life."
"We didn't do anything," Jordan and I say in unison.
"Then what did you do?" Alex asks. "Um, we uh, made out," I say, mumbling the last part of it.
"Made love?" Johnnie asks excitedly.
"Made out!" Jordan corrects quickly.
"So, I think this is the end of this video," Kyle says.
"But no one lost," Alex says.
"But, we do have two winners," Kyle says, looking at Jordan and I.
"And you're the only single guy here," Jordan says.
"So Kyle lost!" Johnnie concludes.
"So Kyle has to go outside and scream, "Rydan is real and the government knows it!" Alex says happily.
Kyle grimaces, "Fine. But you better get it on tape the first time."
We all walk outside, Jordan staying close to me. I wonder how many Jeydan SweetWale fan fictions will be written now.
I put the thoughts aside and put my attention on Kyle. He gets ready to run. "This is being recorder, right?" He asks. "Yeah!" Alex replies.
Then, Kyle begins running. "RYDAN IS REAL AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT KNOWS IT!" He yells as he runs around in the small grassy area. We all begin laughing. What? Everything's funnier when there's a cuss word in it!
Kyle comes back up to us, "I'm never doing that again." "Oh, you'll have to," Jordan says, "we didn't get it on camera the first time." "You motherfucker!" Kyle yells.
He then does the punishment again. This time, a few people stop and watch him. When he comes back up to us the second time, he's panting. "I was not made to run," he whines.
We all go back upstairs into the apartment. When Jordan closes and locks the door behind us, he tells Kyle the truth. "Hey, Kyle, we actually did get the first attempt on camera," he says.
"What?" Kyle asks, sounding a little angry. "Yeah, we did," Johnnie says. "It was payback for exposing Jordan and I on the internet," I say.
"Well, thank you all for watching! That's it for today's video! Bye!" Kyle says and turns the camera off.
"All of you will pay for what you did to me." With that, he walks off.
"So, Jeydon, about that hickey on your neck," Johnnie says slyly.
"Please do me a favor and shut the fuck up," I reply.
"Oh, come on! I just want to know, is Jordan gentle?"
"Fuck off, Guilbert," I say to him.
Too bad he'll never know the truth: Jordan can be gentle and can be very aggressive.
(A/N: I tried my best! Hope you all liked it! Bye!)
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