They all heard footsteps. Some one was weirdly laughing. Then a kind woman appeared. Or was she really nice? " Hello."
Francine didn't know what to say. Dan couldn't say anything because he was still in shock. Francine looked at Sleeping Beauty and Maleficent. They were both smiling. What was going on? I'll tell you. They are under a spell.
Sleeping Beauty and Maleficent smiling perfectly frozen.
Then they saw a table of sweets. Mouths watering. " Do you want some?" asked the lady. " I have more to fatten... I mean cheer you up!"
Now Francine knew what story they were in, Hansel and Gretel.
" Hansel and Gretel I am so glad you have came back. For all these years you don't look like you have grown a bit." Dan was still in shock. Francine now felt the same way. But they both knew they had to eat to get out of the mess. They know they cannot screw up the story. Dan had to be Gretel and Francine Hansel.
They started eating. It was the best feast they have ever had.
Then the witch spoke." You know if you leave right now I will never bother you again. All you have to do is let me eat Sleeping Beauty and kill Maleficent."
The twins were shocked that she said that. Sleeping Beauty is not a kid and Maleficent is very kindhearted." No. We are not going without them. So why don't you kill yourself. You are so tacky looking in that outfit and you need a breath mint. You also need to stop eating people look at your belly. You, my friend, are a pig!" Francine said.
Dan was completely surprised. He knew that Francine must be really ticked off with all the trouble they have been through. She has never used any bad language like that. He has also never seen Francine mad with her face burning red.
Dan decided just to go with it. "Yeah. Why don't you pick on some one your own age."
The evil queen said," I am your age." Then the hideous woman (or you can call her thing) shape shifted into her true form. She was young and beautiful She looked around 10 or 11. " Hi." she said with a nervous yet happy smile.
Francine had a furious look on her face." You are a $#!@(*& kid." she yelled, " Why do you eat people then."
The little witch cried. Then she said," I am sorry, but I can't hunt!"
" Then why don't you eat your house." the twins said in a perfect unison.
" First of all I wont have shelter, and second of all witches can't eat candy because it will make them nice and they will lose all of their powers!" Then she fake coughed while saying idot. Then she had a puzzled face." What is a mint?" she asked Francine.
" Mint is a flavored candy that makes your breath smell good! You REALLY need one."
" But it is candy. I can't eat it. I'll loose my powers."
Then Dan got an idea." Do you know what toothpaste is?" he asked.
" No. What is it?" questioned the young witch.
Francine's face lit up. She had excellent grades and that means she had to explain things. So this was her time to shine. " Toothpaste is an object that is sort of like a solid and liquid. Wait do you know what a toothbrush is?"
"No."
" Well you put it on a VERY clean stick and scrub it all over your teeth. Then you put water in your mouth and rinse. Which is pushing water in your mouth forward and backward until you feel it is clean." Francine smiled a very cheesy smile toward everyone.
Dan said ,"Little witch we can help you. Unfreeze Maleficent and Sleeping Beauty and we will take you to Maleficent's other secret home and you will have food and water an toothpaste, for God sakes you have horrible breath. And you wouldn't have to kill that many people. Please come." Dan gave her a warm smile.
The little witch lokked at him dreamily. He was so kind and VERY handsome to her. To Francine he was more hideous than an ogre. " Okay I will. Only if you don't call me little witch any more. My name is Stacey"
