Phan Oneshots

Tall Dan's Dark Brown Eyes

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A Paranormal Romance
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Phil Lester suspected something was a little off when his intelligent brother tried to nuzzle him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly tall fallen angel, Dan Howell, that his life finally began to make sense.

However, Dan proved to be beautiful and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with writing fanfiction. Phil soon learnt that Dan had taken an oath never to kiss a human being.

When Phil's intelligent brother is injured in an unfortunate accident, Phil realises his own life is at risk.

Despite Dan's dark brown eyes and dazzling fangs, Phil finds himself falling for the fallen angel. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects him.

One night, a serpent appears before Phil and warns him of a darkness within Dan. The serpent gives Phil the silver blade - the only weapon that can defeat a tall fallen angel.

Will Phil find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly alive? (Hint: maybe)

Praise for Tall Dan's Dark Brown Eyes

"Oh my golly gosh - where can I find myself a tasty tall fallen angel?"
- The Daily Tale
"Oh please! Like a human would ever be able to kill a fallen angel with a silver blade!"
- Enid Kibbler
"I didn't like the intelligent brother at all and was glad when the unfortunate accident happened."
- Hit the Spoof
"The blurb spoilt the plot. I don't need to read it now."
- Zob Gloop

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@ TheDailyTale idk dude but you can't take Dan. @ EnidKibbler *like a best friend would kill his best friend he loves. @ HitTheSpoof did you just diss Martyn? Rude. @ ZobGloop such a tough critic

Here's a permanent link to this odd blurb

http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/3t82lp/tall-dans-dark-brown-eyes.html