He jumped when he heard me, "Flug look!" I spin showing off my dress. Then was tackled to the ground by Dementia, "GIVE ME CHEESECAKE!" Flug tries to help me but it was futile, "DEMENTIA GET OFF THE HUMAN NOW!" The demon screamed loudly. "YOU!" I looked around hoping it wasn't me, "HUMAN, TO MY OFFICE NOW." I already made a mistake, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna diiiie. Goodbye Gabriel, God, Ariel and everyone else I care about! I silently pray to god I don't die as I walk to his office. But that's when I realized, I didn't know where I was going.Nooooo, whyyyy meeee.
Ok. I need to stop and take a pill chill, as the teenagers say. I breathe in, then out. It's okay. Now, where could his office be? I knock on every door in the hallway until, "Come in." Now in a situation like this I would have done what any angel would have done, Run The Flip Away. But he would catch me so it was futile, so I turned the handle and walked in,
"You needed me si-" "One hour." I stood there confused, "It took you One Hour To Mess Up." Oh, (new record). "S-sir, I-I'm sorry." He got up from his chair, I start turning the handle rapidly but it didn't budge, "One Hour." He took one step towards me, "You.." Another, "Have failed..." Another, "Your Job." He was looming over me. I try turning the handle again but he grabs my arm. "Do you know what I do to people who are useless?" I remain silent in fear, "I either kill them.." Oh dear, "Or make them useful." Oh thank god. "But over all I throw them Away." No, wait, "Get out of my sight." N-no, "B-but sir I have no whe-" My voice starts to crack, "Out." I have no home, I can't bother the higher up angels. I get down on my knees, "Get Up." I start to beg, "P-please let me stay, I'll do anything you want." He grabs my throat, "Ack!" "Get The Hell Out."
This is where I mess up, because I'm already dead. He could choke me as much he would want but I won't die. I'm an angel. Angel can only die one way but I'm not aloud to say. "N-no." He squeezes harder, "Gah!" My breathing stops.
"Uriel! Why are you dead again?!" A man in black greets me, "Hello Death, thought it would be nice to see you again." Death taps his shoe waiting for the reason why I was visiting, "I was looking for a job, then my boss chokes me to death." He stops tapping his shoe. "Really!" I flinch at how loud he is, "God that is worse than your ex." I look at him expectantly, "Alright, alright. I'll bring you back, remember, dying is baaaad!" And so in a flash I'm hit back into my body.
It's dark and cold, I hit the top and stand. I'm in a trash can. That mean demon! I try to get out of the trash can only to tip it over and fall with trash all around me (are familiar faces). I get up and start to walk down the ally, into the city, people start to look at me strangely, since I had trash on me. I decided to go into another alley, walking far enough away from the people I move my bangs covering my eyes
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And making me have my wings out, I turn myself invisible (but still visible to children) , start to climb up a building until I got to the top, I walked to the edge and jumped off. Spreading my wings out to glide ( falling with style), flapping my wings I look down at the people, where am I? I keep flying until I see a neighborhood, I see a large top hat with a plane crashed into it... THATS WHERE THE DEMON IS! I land at the side of the house making sure there were no cameras, I brought my bangs down, hid my wings, and made myself visible. I go to the front of the house and take one step forward when suddenly a bunch of weapons popped out, "W-who's there?" I look at the house, "It's me Uriel!"
"I came to fuck up yo bitch ass boss."
XD she doesn't actually say that
Blackhat? More like asshat. Bill Cipher? More like Bitch Cipher. Bendy and the ink machine? More like Bendy the Fuckboy.
