Hayley: "Welcome back to another episode of Organise That Wedding! I'm your host, Hayley! Today's special guest is....... ELLIE!!!"
*rounds of applause sound as Ellie stalks onto stage*
Ellie: "I DON'T WANT TO BE ON YOUR STUPID SHOW!!!"
Hayley: "Wow, that hurts. *coughs* Moving on! With these wedding certific-"
Ellie: "WHAT?! YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT GETTING MARRIED! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!"
*Ellie pulls out chainsaw and laughs evilly*
Hayley: "Okay Ellie... just.... just clam down okay? It's just being illegally married to someone you haven't even met for the rest of your life. It's not that bad."
Ellie: "Wait... did you say illegally?"
*Hayley looks surprised*
Hayley: "Pfft! You thought I was doing this legally? Of course not! How else do you think I'd earn any money if it was legal?"
*FBI agents burst through door*
Jay: "Ms, you're under arrest for illegally trying to marry someone to a dolphin."
Hayley: "NEVER!!! MUAHAHAHA!"
*Hayley grabs dolphin and rides it into sunset*
Ellie: "I wouldn't have minded being married to a dolphin..."
Hi guys, this is my first attempt. I hope you all enjoyed it. Huge thanks to Ravens_Eve_29 who gave me the idea to do this book!
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RandomJust random stuff that I make/find so you guys can have a laugh! Huge thanks to Ravens_Eve_29 whose book 'Why I Shouldn't' inspired me to make this book! Enjoy!
