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#2

*People sitting by a campfire*

Ally: "What do you guys think? Is it good?"

*Jay, Ellie, Sara and Hayley glance at each other*

Sara: "Yeah...... its........"

*Sara runs behind a bush and vomits*

Jay: "Ally, did you ever take home economics at school?"

Ally: "Well, no but I think I did well. I mean, for an introvert like me to cook a meal when I just go to KFC for food.... it's a miracle!"

*Ellie and Hayley speak in hushed voices as Sara returns from her ordeal*

Sara: "What are you two whispering about now?"

Ellie: "About the curse...... OF THE COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jay: "Ahh...... I'm soo scared. Come on, there's no such thing!"

Hayley: "Yes there is. Long, long, long ago, a cook was making a meal. This cook worked for the king, and the king was like, super fat. If the cook made a bad meal, the king executed him!"

Ellie: "The cook couldn't speak. So, when the cook went to check on the mushrooms, someone made the food disgusting and gross. The cook took the meal to the king. He vomited and asked the cook why his food was disgusting."

Hayley: "The cook couldn't speak. So he just stood there. The same night, the king executed the cook. They say the spirit haunts those whose food makes people throw up!"

Ellie: "The end!"

*Sara, Jay and Ally cast strange looks at each other*

Sara: "ALLY IS GOING TO BE KILLED BY THE COOK!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!"

Jay: "Ally is not going to be killed.... Ally?"

*Ally has disappeared*

Ellie: "ALLY IS GONE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!"

Hayley: "I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING! AHH!"

*Ally appears*

Ally: "Haha! Tricked ya!"

Jay: "Ally, what's that on your jeans?"

*Ally's  jeans are covered with Sara's vomit*

Ally: "EEEEWWWWW GET IT OFF!!!"

Sara: "The best jokes are never planned......."

Hi everyone! Sorry that I haven't written in a while, I have been camping... lol that's ironic, camping and writing about camping. Hope you enjoy!