In the bowel, he felt shallow.
As he had been released, he became a beast.
He became scarce, stinky, and foul.
This ugly little poop which had come from a constipated bowel.
Along came a roll of a thin and lonely wiper.
Of which they called Mrs. Toilet-Paper.
She swept the angry poo from almost no where in sight,
and both became happy with this ever pleasant sight.
They clashed so well, the best of opposites attract.
This smushy smelly poo and the two plied mrs became one ever beautifully smelly glob.
and down they went.... FLUSH
**The End**
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I messed up real bad this time.... I invited a friend on a flight that my other friend and I booked weeks in advance and I should have asked her after other stuff went on in the past.... I know this isn't fixing it but I want you to know i'm so so so sorry.
