Spideypool

Nice To Meet You All.

Screeeech. Deadpool wakes up and stretches. "Ahhh! Sweet home Alabama.", says Deadpool. "Are you crazy? This is New York City.", says an old man with classic glasses and holding a newspaper that reads 'Are the Avengers signing?'. "Zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket Stan Lee!", Deadpool tells him as he points at the man of many personalities.
Deadpool gets off and sees Spider-Man with a group suited up. "Holy mother of Thor! It is the web-slinging slasher!", Deadpool shouts as Spider-Man looks back at him and both of their eyes grow wide.
Deadpool walks up to him, "Wow you look so amazing that you should have a comic book with your name on it saying, 'The Amazing Spider-Man #1' and written by Slott Ramos and Olazaba Delgado! Nevermind, I think that already exists."
"Well um thanks! And you are my favorite superhero by the way!!", Spider-Man tells him. "You too!!!! We shall take a picture with the phone Nick Harry left me!", Deadpool says.
"Hey you with the red glasses, take us a picture!", Deadpool says. "Oh he's um...blind. And it's Matt Murdock by the way.", says a girl with blue jeans, red lipstick, and black boots.
"Murdock as M-U-R-D-O-C-K or M-...Nevermind that's M.O.D.O.K.", Deadpool says thinking. "Well then you. The guy with a plain yellow shirt!", Deadpool points at him. "It's Luke Cage buddy. And sure, hand me the phone."
"Alright say chimichangas!", Deadpool shouts as Spider-Man and his eyes grow widely and they both stick their thumbs up. Crack! "What did you do?! Ahh!", Deadpool shouts as he makes a scared face.
"Nick Jonas is going to kill me!", Deadpool says as his eyes gets droopy. "Uh-oh I am so sorry, my body and fingers are-", Luke Cage stops, "The guy's bulletproof.", says the girl. "Well shit I just found out, thank you much young lady.", Deadpool tells her.
"It's Jessica Jones. Don't call me Jessy or I'll break your private part.", Jessica Jones tells him. "Hey I think I've seen your shows! Hey Jessy! It feels like a party everyday!", Deadpool starts singing. "Actually that of course isn't you. I mean compare those banging bodies!", Deadpool says as he makes a sloppy pose.
"Well you must be right on that part Wilson.", Luke says as Matt Murdock and him laugh knowing Luke Cage slept with her. "Don't even talk about it.", Jessica says.
"So first it's Colossus and now you? I mean, your poor wives damn it!", Deadpool says.
"Who is Colossus? Everyone asks. "A big silver-looking guy. Wait a second-----You called me---How did you know my last name?", Deadpool asks Luke. "Furry balls better not have told you.", Deadpool says as his eyes close a bit.
"You mean--", Luke stops. "I call him like that now answer my question Luke Graham.", Deadpool says. "Oh, well yeah, he told us. But don't worry, we won't tell. And we had to know anyways. Just the way we had to know Spider-Man's.", Luke Cage says.
"How come he didn't tell me?!", Deadpool says madly. "He's seen your record and he said it's probably not good for you to know identities from people who are keeping their identity secret. Like Spider-Man. He thinks you're a spoiler type of guy", the guy with curly hair tells him. "Oh really? Like you mean spoiler spoiler from movies? For example the one that just came out where---Ahhh. Bet ya thought I was gonna spoil ya movie? Yeah you! The one reading Melvin's fan-fiction stories!"
"Huh?", says Luke with confusion. "My bad, I was talking to these guys reading another guy's story about how me and Spider-Man will save the day.", Deadpool says. "By the way, what's your name yellow bandana guy??"
"Daniel Rand. Or Ironfist.", says Danny. "Alright well nice to meet you weirdos.", Deadpool tells them. "You all should be called the Defenders or something. Unless you're with the Avengers."
"Nah..first we wanted to stay a secret to not be involved in Alien stuff but then met Nick Furry and he told us that the more superheroes, the less mess there can be."
"Hmm--sure I guess. Well anyways, Spidey and I have to find some real bad dudes that need to be where they belong. Let's go Spidey.", Deadpool says as they start leaving. "Bye guys, see ya later!", Spider-Man tells them as he waves the group bye.
"Later vatos!", Deadpool says. "Psst, what's your number JJ? So I can call you once I get a new phone by Nickelback.", Deadpool whispers on Jessica's ear as she rolls her eyes. "Ugh.", she says. "Deadpool!", Spider-Man shouts. "Cominggg! Alrighty then, see ya!", Deadpool tells her as he waves and runs off with Spider-Man.
"So...we go fight The Hand?", Ironfist says. "Sure. That guy gave me a headache.", says Daredevil. "Same.", says Jessica and Luke Cage.