MK The Afterlife

That Mild Sauce and Aunt Teresa

Quick note: The title is just a small scene that happens later in the story. But hey, I love that mild sauce and Teresa is a lovely woman, she deserves more recognition. This has been a public service announcement. Be nice to your local Teresa.

The losers solemnly walked back to Smoke and Jade's apartment, cursing as they neared the building.

"Such BULLCRAP! We should have won that!" Scorpion shouted kicking the ground in irritation.

Smoke nodded. His own anger almost on the bridge of breaking into millions of pieces. And when it did break, he was more than prepared to stab the mighty hell out of Kenshi with them. "I want a rematch."

"Yeah! They tackled our player! That's not allowed in soccer!" Noob raised his hand to slap Rain but ultimatley dropped to his knees. "Women are terrible creatures..."

Liu dragged Noob by his hoodie. "Complaining won't do shit, we got the Taco Bell, let's just bring it to them."

"Look at Liu being weak, ya really are Kitana's bitch." Ermac mumbled, getting a strike to the gut so hard, it put a Roman God's marble phallus to shame. "It was a joke, dammit! we'd be scared if we were her wife."

"Husband!"

"Fiance dip-shit."

Liu let go of Noob's hoodie. "You know what, I will not allow myself to be bullied, antagonized, or singled out today. I am a strong, Shaolin Warrior!"

Lao gave a giggle. "Just admit it Liu, Kitana's the real man in the relationship."

Before Liu could lodge his foot deep into Lao's rectum, Mileena said two words that would forever change the men who stood before her.

"Not really." All eyes moved to Mileena. "Kitana's actually really fragile."

"Fragile...?" Noob asked Jax in more than mild disbelief. He asked him in a more 'Taco Bell's Diablo sauce' kinda disbelief. "That girl terrifies me." He continued to whisper.

"Seriously!" Mileena defended. "Why do you think she acts the way she does? She's just so insecure and wants to hide it with that tough attitude. I mean, she's supposed to be a princess. Don't you guys know how hard it is to live up to that?" Tears formed in her eyes but Mileena wiped them away. Refusing to look weak. "And I've just been adding to all her fucking problems."

"Whoa, Mil. Calm down." Lao quickly comforted, putting a hand on her shoulder. "Don't blame yourself over stupid stuff like that." The young razor-hat wearing boy looked to the others for help.

"Y-yeah! I mean, if it's anyone's fault it's this dumbass." Noob said pointing at Scorpion. "I mean he's the one who didn't wear protec--"Out of sheer panic, Rain quickly punched Noob's throat and pulled the hoodie over his eyes.

"OKAY! We don't need to get into the specifics!" Smoke interrupted, butting his way into the conversation. "Things happened and it's all in the past, right? That's what people usually say in situations like this, yes? So let's just go inside and eat some tacos!" Though everyone agreed he knew shit would get real, and honestly he wasn't here for that emotional shit. He already had to deal with it behind the scenes. Smoke was officially done with spilling tea. The fuck you gotta spill it for anyways? It's just a waste of damn tea!

Scorpion nodded, taking the bag from Kung Lao. "Yup, it's in the past. Let's just go." 

"Hmm." Jax walked up to Smoke . "Seems like the fan is gonna be pelted with shit."

The ashy young lad sighed with a nod. "So much for Spring Break." A single tear slipped out.

~Inside the Vrbada and whatevathefuck Jade's last name is household~