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Random Thought #58

I don't know why I did this, but here's nineteen reasons why I'm an awful human with no life!

1. I make dam Percy Jackson references and inside jokes (as shown here).

2. If you're annoying me, I'll drown you out with music. Yeah, I'm that kinda person.

3. I'll be in the middle of doing something, then forget what I'm doing and stare into space for a bit, trying to remember what I was doing so I can continue.

4. I ship Percabeth, Solangelo, and Phan.

5. If you touch my books, I threaten to chop you into bits and throw you into Tartarus so you can suffer for eternity (I need to stop, it's becoming an issue).

6. I choose books over food (preferably Percy Jackson).

7. I'm indecisive. The only time I'm definitely NOT indecisive is when it has to do with Percy Jackson, Imagine Dragons, or X Ambassadors.

8. When I laugh, I either wheeze like I'm dying, or I laugh like Percy did when he was dipped in the River Styx and killed hundreds in the Underworld with Nico (so, basically, I sound like a psychopath).

9. I make puns. Lots of puns.

10. I'm quick-tempered. It doesn't matter what you do, if you do something that annoys or offends me, I'll cut your face for it.

11. I'm impatient.

12. I'm overprotective. Way too overprotective. One time, my friend told me someone had pushed her during class, and I had her tell me who pushed her, and I found that person and called them a... um, let's not talk about what I called them, 'cause, well...oops. Let's just say they didn't like it very much...

13. When I'm reading something, I'm dead to the world. There is almost nothing you can do to stop me, or get my attention. I don't even see the pages anymore, 'cause all I see is what I imagine whatever's happening in my book looks like.

14. I listen to music when I read.

15. I prefer iced coffee, tea, and hot chocolate over hot coffee.

16. I hate the taste of mint. I also don't like onions, mushrooms, peppers, olives, and grapefruit.

17. My favourite candy is jelly beans. But only blue ones, for a certain reason...

18. I correct people's grammer and spelling.

19. I stutter. A lot. I also say "Y'know" a lot, too.

So, um, yeah.