I had a drink with a straw in it, and I was putting it in the freezer. My mum walked into the kitchen and this is the conversation we had...
Mum: Take the straw out if it's gonna be in the freezer, it's too tall.
Me: Just like Dan and Phil...
Mum: I haven't heard you talk about those losers in a while, so please stop.
Me: Excuse me? Losers?
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A Book Of Random Thoughts And Dumb ID Jokes. Wonderful.
RandomA book of pure stupidity, Imagine Dragons, and the dark, destructive, spiral of madness that is my mind.
