Tags,Rants,and Other Random Bullshit

If I Was In A Horror Movie/Game

So my friends tell me dat if I was in any horror game or movie I would "fuck shit up?" 

Idk that's what they said

Lez see

If I was walking home at night:

Me:oh look it's the short cut in the alley to home

*sees Person at the end of alley*

Me:Wellll fuck dat shit imma take da long way 

Nope,nope,nope,nope,nope fuck dat

If there is someone advancing towards me with a knife:

Me:*grabs nearest object* (i don't care if it's a phone or a damn book I ain't just gonna stand there like wtf)

*throws shit at Person*

Nope,nope,nope,nope,nope fuck dat

If I hear a noise and I'm the only one home:

Me:Y da hell would I walk out if I know I'm the only one home

*locks door of mah room*

*calls police*

Nope,nope,nope,nope,nope fuck dat

Taking this scenario from Resident Evil 7

Getting a message from someone who was "dead" 3 years ago in another state:

Me:That looks shady af.I don't give a fuck if u were my wife,sister,cousin,etc.

U were dead 3 years ago da fuc

Nope,nope,nope,nope,nope fuck dat

Taking this scenario from Outlast 2

My "pregnant" wife getting taken by fucking Satanists:

Me:Well that baby isn't mine tho.They say it's the antichrist or some shit

I would fucking know if it was mine cuz I put my dick in that

Sooooo yeah bye nice knowing yah

Also how the fuck is someone giving birth a day after they were told she was pregnant and her stomach was still flat and the next day it magically looked like she was 9 months in liek da fuc

Nope,nope,nope,nope,nope fuck dat

If I run out of bullets:

Me:*is shooting shit*

*runs out of bullets*

Well fuck

Keeps the gun anyway and hits people with it

(Idk why ppl throw the gun away when you're out of bullets what if u find more tho?And u can hit ppl with it sooo)

Nope,nope,nope,nope,nope fuck dat

People dare me to "summon" some shit via Mirror or board game:

Me:Y the fuck would I do that?Have u not seen movies?Bad shit always happens that way

Random Person:R u a wimp?

Me:Look who's talking.If u think it's a good idea then u do it bitch.Imma go home and eat food while watching anime

*walks out*

Have fun dying 

Nope,nope,nope,nope,nope fuck dat

So yeah

Idk 

Would I "fuck shit up" tho?

I just know that I'm not as stupid as the people in movies or games are

So eh

Bai ( ✌︎'ω')✌︎