Eu ( ̄∀ ̄)

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So I was walking out of first period (history class) with XxSushiRollxX (aka my mem) (that's my way of saying Mom to her)

Until dis happened 

Me:I-I hate snakeu

Mem:wow

Me:Holy Shiteu

Mem:Los Angeleseu

Me:Californiaeu 

Mem:Koreaneu

Me:Koreaeu

Mem:Yeah wouldn't it be Koreaeu

Me:Yeseu

Mem:Fuckeu

Me:Cunteu

Mem:Bitcheu

Me:Holyeu Shiteu

Mem:Stopeu beingeu aeu bitcheu 

Me:Stopeu beingeu aeu cunteu

Mem:Doucheeu

Me:Woweu

Mem:Whateu...Theeu Fuckeu *eye twitch* Iseu Goingeu....Oneu

Mem:could you understand that?

Me:what the fuck is good?

Me:No wait

Me:Whateu Theeu Fuckeu Iseu...Goingeu Oneu

Mem:Yeseu

Mem:okay I gotta go

Mem:Byeeu 

Me:Byeeu

Mem:My favorite is Fuckeu and Cunteu

Me:I like Holyeu Shiteu

Mem:That sounds like an ability 

Me:You mean like from Bungo Stray Dogs?

Me:The Holyeu Shiteu ability 

Mem:Bungoeu Strayeu Dogseu

Me:Noiceeu

Mem:Now Byeeu

Me:Byeeu Memeu

I applaud whoever read all of that without raging 

So yeah we're weird

Bai ( ✌︎'ω')✌︎

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