after a long lovely nite of sleep i wake up and feel a tad different than usual. i follow my normal routine of backflipping out of bed them gettin some cereal. as i sit on the breakfast bar chair i feel A HORRIBLE FUCKING PAIN IN MY ARSE. and SCREEEEEECH
phil comes runnin into the room nd seys 'hunny y r u screechin am tryin 2 sleep'
'wen i sat down to enjoy my lovely cereal it felt like someone shoved a fiery stick up my ass'
phil went ö nd sed 'o no u need to go to the doctors'
-- doot nd phil skip to the hopital --
'doctor help my bum hirts'
'hav u had any sexual encounters recently?'
'hehehehe yis'
'u got bum herpes'
'gasp'
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Doot Howell: Life Story
ФанфикI am Doot Howell and in this book I shall tell you about my life
