we get home from the hospital and my butt hole is all bandaged up nicely like a lil christmas present and we sit on the sofa (well i lay with my legs in the air so my butthole doesnt touch anything) amd we watch the lorax while drinking tit milk witha side of cheese and crack. then after i beat my meat bc mmmm the lorax
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Doot Howell: Life Story
FanfictionI am Doot Howell and in this book I shall tell you about my life