As soon as I had the ability to flail my arms around and what not my revenge began. Originally it was just going to be revenge on my family for making me end up like this but this 'revenge' was incredibly amusing and I wanted the whole world to experience it. If anyone ever approached me I would bitch slap them, titty twist them and bite them. They're was no stopping me. I was on a rampage of pain. But since I was only a wee baba I was unaware of these consequences. And let me tell you... These were more than consequences. It was torture!
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Doot Howell: Life Story
FanficI am Doot Howell and in this book I shall tell you about my life
