So, I'm gonna make a skit, and pray to god the people in the skit don't find out about it.
So, I have a friend who likes to pretend any problem or fight she's having with her. . . "boyfriend". . . is our friend's (we'll call her Lilly) fault. For example. . .:
Friend's"BF" (we'll call him. . . Josh): Ugh. I'm sad.
Friend: Why, senpei?!
Josh: Cause. . . I got a bad haircut. *Sends a pic of his haircut.*
Friend: OMG, IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 😍 I like it!
Josh: Well, I hate it!!
Friend: LILLY, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!
Lilly: *Drops sandwich she was eating* What did I do?!
Friend: YOU GAVE MY SENPIE A BAD HAIRCUT!
Lilly: I live an entirely different country than- *Starts running when she sees Friend grab a knife.*
