So, on GTA 5 Online, this dude came up to my character and asked "Are u a girl" in messages. I replied "possibly" and let him chill with me.
Until I realized. Someone's name here is "Girl Gamer3402" so since they had "girl" in their username, I was like "oh my god, perfect match, right?" So, I drove us over to... Her, got out of the car, where "she" instantly got in and drove off with her new hostage. I mean boyfriend.
I'ma tag insertnamehere1357 in this just cause I'm so proud of myself.