𝖤𝗂𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖽𝗋𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗈𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗐𝗂𝗆 | ✔

Thou shall not slap the shit out of me

Dazai's POV

We enter my apartment complex and headed to my apartment home. "Just so you know" I said "you might just find many different kinds a stuff animals"

"And why is that?"

"Well I'll explain once we go in" I opened the door "by the way, you need a towel and a change of clothes"

Chuuya entered my apartment and was surprised by how many stuff animals there are.
"You see Chuuya, Atsushi you know him since the port mafia kidnaped him" I faked cough "he kinda was tired of the place being bland so he bought a many different kinds of stuff animals at this store, since it was on sale"

"Ah okay," he walked to a closet that was next to the bathroom and picked up a towel

"Well okay go through my stuff will you?"

"Sorry but I'm really soaked and in need of a towel, plus change of clothes"

"I can tell, you're wetting the floor"

"You got some clothes that are not big?"

"You're asking a question that you already know the answer to"

"No"

"Well I had a girl come over like 2 years ago and she never came back to get her clothes" I shrugged "you can try those on"

"Hah you only got one girl two years ago" he smirked at me

"Shut up" I threw him the pair of clothes

I saw a faint blush on him once he saw the clothes "not laughing now are ya?"

"I can't wear these!" He yelled

"Why? Those are the only clothes that can probably fit you" I smirked

"First, this skirt is too short! And second you're probably going to do something like the pervert you are"

I lifted both of my arms up like a surrender. "There's nothing we can do about it, now go change and I'll make popcorn so we can watch the show"

I couldn't hear what he was saying but he mumbled something under his breath.

After a few minutes, I was sitting on the couch waiting for the short petite mafia.
The shorty finally got out of the room, I have to admit. He looked sexy.

"Wow" I said as the shorty looked very flustered by the skirt, I saw that he kept pulling it down. I patted the couch just to show him that there was space to sit on. The redhead walked over to the couch very slowly and crossed his legs. "Want some popcorn?" I said as I munched on some.

"Sure" he grabbed a handful

"Hey look I got the original Romeo and Juliet" I took it out from the bookshelf next to the TV "maybe one day we could be like this" I gave him a gentle smile

He blushed but then gave me a glare "at the end of the story they kill themselves"

"Exactly! The perfect double suicide!"

"Do you want me to slap the shit out of you?"

"No I wouldn't really want that"
We continued to watch the show until it ended, it was 9 pm already.
"I'll text you okay?" He said as he opened the door

"Wait" I went to go look around for a specific stuff animal "here" I gave him the stuff animal Atsushi made that had the same features, bandages, chestnut eyes, brown fur, he even bought a tan trench coat to go along with it.

"Why are you giving me this?"

"So you can have nightmares for the rest of your life" I gave him a grin

"Asshole"

"Thank you"

He took it and did a 'tsk' sound, turned around and left through the door. I took a deep breath and closed the door. I needed some water.

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Chuuya's POV

Once I came home I was graceful that I put back on my original clothes since Dazai took it out the dryer. I took a shower and changed into soft silk pajamas and fell into the bed. I glanced at the chestnut orbed stuff animal, and felt my cheeks start to heat up. 'Why is that bastard making me feel this way?' I thought. I hated him and will continue to ignore these feelings till the day i die.

Or so I thought.
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