It Won't Be Long [Ringo Starr]

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Hello, fellow dude bro

Ringo Starr:
Sup sup m8

I need a favor.

Ringo Starr:
Hmmm
Yes

Don't you want to hear what it is first?

Ringo Star:
Hmmmm
No
I trust it isn't to cover a murder. I trust you know that I would never help anyone cover up a murder

I mean

Ringo Starr:
Oh god, Elliot
YOU'VE SAID TOO MUCH ALREADY
I  DON'T WANNA KNOW WHO YOU KILLED
TURN YOURSELF IN

3 minutes later

Ringo Starr:
ELLIOT

I hit enter and then went to get myself a glass of water. No murder or anything like that. But if I had committed murdered you already said yes, yes, you'd help me.

Ringo Starr:
No, I agreed to help but I said "unless its a murder"

Okay, whatever. I need a date.

Not like a date "date" you know. There'd be no touching involved, obviously.

Ringo Starr:
Hmm
A date where?

To a wedding, y'know. No big deal.

Ringo Starr:
Whose wedding, Elliot?

Y'know, a family wedding

Ringo Starr:
Yes?

My sibling's wedding

Ringo Starr:
Do you have any other sibling other than Elise?

No?
Maybe?
Probably on my dad's side.

Ringo Starr:
You aren't asking me to go to your sisters wedding with you, are you

I am not not doing that

Ringo Starr:
Fucking hell why can't you just say yes
YOU ARE ASKING ME TO COME TO YOUR SISTER'S WEDDING

AS SUPPORT

Do you think I love the idea that my little sister is getting married before me? No! She's younger!! And beautiful!! She's a model for pete's sake. Nothing I do ever seems to be enough for mom. Elise getting married before me is just another example of that

Ringo Starr:
I don't know, Elliot. We are good dude/friend/bros but I'm not sure about this

I get that. I mean, you were in love with her. You thought she'd leave Cam for you, but she didn't. I got in between you two and now I'm asking you something incredibly selfish.

Ringo Starr:
Elliot...

It's fine. It's cool my dude/friend/bro