Life As A Goth/Emo

Am I Too Cheesey?

Well I was outside think about suicide today and how it's murder that you can't go to jail for, and I thought of some pretty ridiculous pick up lines.

Here they are.....

Am I a noodle because I'm falling for you.

Am I clumsy because I'm falling for you.

Are you a water park because your making me wet. (that was inappropriate, I apologize)

Are you YouTube, because I could watch you 24/7

And I thought of some many more, but I'm not gonna tell ya. Anyways, did anyone else realize that if you committed suicide you can get away with murder? That really bizarre