[ DAEGUBOY; ]

.%.

me being offensive [ dont hurt me pls- ] [ these are 100% real scenarios i promise ]

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me ; i'm not gonna tease white people anymore.

white guy : *speaks something about black and asian people*

me ; listen here you white devil

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some filipina girl ; mah p.e uniform is so small its taking over my boobs, N****

me ; racism at its point. even tho u look black doesnt mean u can act like a black dude , you asian chink.

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* at the airport *
indian girl : hey ! hey you! why do you have small ass eyes?!

me ; why do you have big ass eyes?

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white guy ; why are you so white? did you swim in a batch of cow pee ? [milk]

me ; why do you smell like cheese ?

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._. idk what this is but these scenarios are f00king real.