Illegal Affairs {A Robert Downey Jr. Teacher/Student Fan Fiction}

Sexual (part 1)

"Hi I'm Paris and I will be your server tonight." The skinny artificial blond standing at our table said. She was wearing way to much makeup and her boobs were practically falling out of her shirt.

"Hi" Robert smiled.

She bit her lip. "What can I get for you tonight."

I widened my eyes and looked at Robert. How did he not see this?! "I'll have a tequila on the rocks."

"Mmm my favorite." She said looking at him then scribbling it down on her paper.

"I'll have a water." I blurted out.

She glared at me then faked a smile. "Okay I'll be right back with that." She winked at Robert.

"Thanks" he smiled and she walked away, shaking her ass as she went.

Robert looked back at me smiling. I was giving him the 'are you fucking kidding me with this' face.

"What?" His smile dropped.

"Did u really not see any of that?"

"I don't know what your talking about." He said with a really confused face.

"She was flirting with you!" I whisper yelled at him.

"What makes you think that?" He raised an eyebrow at me.

"Just watch next time." I said dismissing him.

"Okay" he shook his head. Just in time Paris came prancing over with our drinks.

"Water." She said bluntly, practically throwing the drink in front of me. "And tequila on the rocks." She smiled bending over and carefully placing Robert's drink in front of him.

I raised and eyebrow at him and tapped my fingers on the table. "Thank you. And we are probably gonna need a minute on ordering." He smiled.

"Ok that's fine hon. I'll be back in a second." She grinned and walked away.

"You see?!?!" I whisper yelled.

"I don't know what you are talking about." He playfully looked out the window.

"Okay you're old but I know you're not old enough to be blind." I crossed my arms.

He scoffed. "I am not old!"

"Riiiiiiight." I sarcastically winked. "Hey ask your girlfriend if we can get a senior citizens menu. I think you get half off." I said seriously.

He shook his head. "Number one, she is not my girlfriend you are. And number two, keep this shit up young lady and I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson."

"Okay. Right. Right." I winked and pulled out my menu. "What should I get?"

"Anything you want."

"If you say that I'm just gonna get dessert." I said not looking up at him.

He chuckled. "Fine by me love."

"Sweet." I whispered. "Hey how far away from town are we?"

"We are three towns away."

"So no one should recognize us?"

"Hopefully not."

I nodded and the blond bimbo came strutting back over to us. "Have you decided what you want?" She smiled at Robert.

"Umm yeah." Robert told her his order and I slid my hand across the table and interlocked our fingers.

She started staring daggers at our hands. "And for you?"