Cinderella Man
“Hey.” Anthony grinned, plopping down on the couch, “Let me get you a drink. Or two. Or three. How many will it take to get you in my pants?”
“Uh….” Josh waved his hand in front of Anthony’s face, “It’s me….Joven.”
“I know that.” He nodded, “But I’m tired of watching Ian hit on Lasercorn and Matt hit on Mari, and I need a break from all that shit. Who even started this party and why?”
“I think Lasercorn started it to get into Ian’s pants.” Joven scratched his chin, “It’s only been like two hours and he’s succeeded three times.”
“I thought I’d come hit on you.” Anthony mumbled.
“Really?” Josh looked at him suspiciously.
“Really really really.” Anthony slurred his words together, slamming his drink down on the table beside them, “Come on, let’s go.”
“Go where?”
“You said Lasercorn fucked Ian. Go ask him where he did it. We go there.” Anthony leaned back, “Go on. Go ask him.”
Josh got up and turned bright red as he headed in David’s direction. He had his arm around Ian’s shoulder and was telling some story to Matt and a few other YouTubers Josh didn’t know well enough to remember the names of while slightly drunk.
“Hey, David. Let’s talk.” Josh waved him over.
David glanced down at Ian, “I’ll be right back. We can sneak off somewhere again.”
Josh frowned, “So you and Ian now?”
He shrugged, “I guess so. Could just be a tonight kind of thing, but I don’t know.”
“Well, best of luck, my friend.”
“What did you want to talk to me for?”
“Where exactly did you and Ian sneak off too?” Josh asked, “I mean, I know we’re in a hotel, but we’re here at the ballroom. There’s not exactly easy access to a bed down here.” He hated lying, but he had to, “I’m not really feeling too good, and I think I could use a bed to lie down in and some ice water.”
David held out a card, “I booked a room since I knew I’d be getting Ian tonight. You can borrow it if you want, just make sure you’re back within the hour, I kind of just promised Ian I’d sneak off with him again.”
“The party just started and you’re about to fuck him for the fourth time?” Josh shook his head, “Wow.”
“That’s four times the action you’ve been getting.” David grinned, grabbing himself another beer.
“Actually, four times the action I’m getting is zero, since I’ve gotten zero action tonight.” Josh pushed David lightly.
He rolled his eyes, “You know what I meant. I’m getting more than you.”
“Did you expect it to be the other way around?” He raised an eyebrow.
David rubbed his face, “I…..I guess not. I just expected something, you know? That’s kind of the whole reason I convinced Ian to invite a ton of YouTubers; so I could fuck him and have it not seem suspicious. I thought you’d find at least someone. I mean, Ian was easy enough to get, and he was really good at-”
“Thanks for the card.” Josh said hurriedly, “Get back to Ian. Don’t tell me about your sex life, please.”
“I won’t, I won’t.” David held his hands up, “But seriously, bring me that card back by midnight or your fairy godmother will reverse the spell and you will be unattractive to everyone.”
