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Robin | How You Were Rescued By the Squeaky Gentleman~>

Word Count: 1071

[Y/N] = Your Name

SORRY IF THIS SEEMS LIKE I WORKED HARDER ON THIS CHAPTER THAN THE OTHERS-- ROBIN IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES

((Robin will be 24 - 29))

You were out one day at the park. You loved nature and especially animals, so you stored some breadcrumbs in a napkin within your pocket.

Like who doesn't love ducks?

You walked into the park, quickly seating yourself at a bench in front of a duck pond. It was a nice day out, the sun shining brightly, not too hot and not too cold. There were barely any clouds in the sky, and the gentle winds would sway the trees in a calming way.

Everything was perfect.

Digging into your pocket, you pulled out the napkin filled with the bready leftovers. Immediately, all of the ducks in the pond turned their heads towards you, causing you to giggle.

They were just so adorable! And don't forget when they quack!

Unfolding the napkin slowly to tease them, the ducks began to swim towards you. Finally, you revealed the crumbs, and maaaan. 

They went bezerk. 

The excited birds began flapping their wings vigorously, occasionally slapping a brethren. They quacked loudly, becoming a giant, chaotic mess. 

However, this didn't phase you one bit. 

Grabbing a small crumb, you threw it at the birds. The birds, freaking out, then began to fight over the breadcrumb like they hadn't eaten in years. You smiled at how happy they seemed. 

Eventually, you ran out of bread crumbs. It was fun while it lasted. Especially when you accidentally threw a piece of the bread on one of the duck's back, causing it to seem confused where the piece had went. Satisfied with the day, you began shoving the napkin into your pocket.

However, the ducks were not satisfied.

The various colored birds began swimming closer and closer, until eventually they began to waddle onto land. You were already experienced with ducks, so you didn't seem to mind. 

But, when the ducks began hopping onto the bench next to you, you grew concerned. 

You smiled towards the small fella. "Whatcha doing pal?" You asked, patting it on it's little head.

The duck quacked, and suddenly, he began pecking you hard at where the napkin was located! 

"Hey! Stop it!" You warned the duck, trying to inch away, but to no avail. All around you were ducks, about a dozen. They were swarming you.

What was once a beautiful, calm day, suddenly turned into an intense battle with your favorite birds because of bread!

Waving your hands around, you tried to scare the ducks away. But. Nothing. Worked.

Good thing no one was here to see you go through this embarrassing moment! However, that meant no one was here to help yo--