Avengers X reader Chatroom

Universal (really just a crack fic)

I KNOW I'VE BEEN MISSING I'M JUST SO LAZY AND SCHOOL IS OUT AND MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 29 DAYS AND AAAGGGGHHHHHHH
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(Y/N) has started a group chat

(Y/N) has invited Thor, Tony, Bucky, Steve, Clint, Wanda, Vision, Bruce, and Sam to the chat.

(Y/N): Hi friends!

Literally everyone: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN

(Y/N): Uh.. Would you believe me if I said I was saving the world.

Tony: Nope.

(Y/N): how about time traveling at the wrong time like that one episode in Doctor Who where Rose was missing for 2 years?

Thor: Excuse me?

Bruce: No..

(Y/N): I was battling a giant Venus flytrap from inside its mouth?

Clint: Cool, but no.

(Y/N): *deep inhale* I am secretly Santa Claus and I forgot to check my elves to see if they were making presents?

Bucky: How do you inhale in group chat?

Vision: That scenario is highly improbable since Santa is not real.

(Y/N): Bucky, anything is possible because Author says it is!

Bucky: what

Sam: Who is Author?

(Y/N): 3...

Wanda: Huh?

(Y/N): 2...

Steve: (Y/N) why are you counting down?

(Y/N): 1...

Clint: Ugh Oh.

(Y/N): 0...

Author has joined group chat.

Bucky: WHO THE F@#& IS THAT?!?!

Tony: Holy hell, who are you?

Author: YOUR GOD

Author: Nah. Just call me Dorito. I am here to fix the fourth wall since SOMEBODY broke it...

(Y/N): oops

Dorito: I control you, ant.

(Y/N): Bite me.

Dorito: wait... if all my lovely readers are reading from your P.O.V would I have to bite all of them or bite myself for creating your role?

Tony: what

Bruce: what

Clint: what

Natasha: what

Steve: what

Sam: what

Wanda: what

Vision: what

Bucky: sorry guys, I just left to get some doritos what did I miss?

Bucky: WHAT THE F-

Dorito has kicked Bucky from group chat

Dorito: I really don't need that in my life right now...

(Y/N): anyway... can you just fix the fourth wall and leave? My friends and I were having a sophisticated conversation before you arrived...

Doritos: someone is salty! Wait.... You invited me?

(Y/N): JUST FIX THE FOURTH WALL DAMMIT

Dorito: Jesus I'm going.

*A few moments later*

Dorito: there, all fixed... So, when I leave, your friends won't remember me, so yeah. Also, I'm broke and I just used the rest of my duct tape to fix the fourth wall so don't break it again.

(Y/N): Okay! Have a nice day.

Dorito: wow one second you're being salty and the next you're being kind.. Strange.

(Y/N): get out.

Dorito: K bye

Your lord and Savior Dorito has left the chat.

Steve: so, what's the real reason why you were missing?

(Y/N): wait. You don't remember what just happened?

Bruce: uh? What just happened?

(Y/N): NOTHING.

Clint: anyway... why were you gone?

(Y/N): well, you see...

Thor: Why is Sir Bucky kicked from chat?

Wanda: and who is this Dorito person?

(Y/N): ...

(Y/N): aw crap.

Unfortunately, group chat is not working as to the galaxy is imploding.

(Y/N): I don't know how Deadpool gets away with it..

(Y/N) has left the group chat.

Tony: (Y/N) why are you getting into that blue telephone box?

Steve: (Y/N) why is the box disappearing?

Bruce: mother of god....

*earth has imploded, (y/n) is in the T.A.R.D.I.S*

(Y/N): third alternate universe we've been to. That Dorito jerk keeps showing up! What do you think, Doc?

The Doctor: We keep trying.

(Y/N): How about we go to an alternate universe where Dorito doesn't exist?

The Doctor: Rubbish idea, if we went there, none of this would have existed, including yourself. We would have just been an Idea...

(Y/N): *sigh* well, we keep trying universes then.

The Doctor: How do you sigh in a group chat?

(Y/N): because Dorito says so...

(Y/N): OH NO CRAP

Dorito has joined the chat

Dorito: HELLOOOO, Ya miss me?

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The end! Hope this makes up for my time off! Also hope you guys liked the cross over I did. Also came with a free existential crisis!