Maddie: My peoples.
Cinder: We are not your peoples.
Kai: Yeah, go away.
Maddie: I can't, I am training the interns.
Scarlet: Can't you go train them somewhere else?
Cassie: Nope.
Throne: Wonderful.
Cress: Oh, come on! I want to watch them get trained!
Scarlet: No you don't.
Maddie: Okay I have five rules! So listen up.
Jules: Pushy.
Maddie: Rule number one, don't bother sucking up. I already hate you, that's not going to change.
Marissa: Jeez woman!
Cassie: She doesn't actual hate you, she is just following the rule boo-
Maddie: Number two, the crew will page you, you answer every page at a run.
Jada: What the bloody Ron is a page?
Cassie: What's a bloody Ron?! Also a page isn't an actual thing she is just-
Maddie: Number three, if I'm sleeping don't wake me unless someone is actually dying.
Kat: We are going to die?!
Cinder: Wait, who is she?
Kat: Oh sorry, I'm new. I'm also an intern.
Cassie: No one is going to die, she is reading from the-
Maddie: Number four, the dying person better not be dead when I get there. Not only will you have killed someone, you would have woke me for no good reason.
Jules: What did we sign up for?!
Marissa: Wait, that's only four rules.
Maddie: Number five, when I move, you move.
(Okay if anyone can tell me where that is from I'll do whatever you want done in this book, dares, characters, if you guess what shows it's from then you win)
Cassie: She's not serious.
Maddie: Yeah, no I'm just kidding.
Jada: You, my friend, are a psychopath.
Maddie: I'd rather be on a psychopath than no path.
Kat: Yeah you have issues, they run deep.
Scarlet: I like her.
Maddie: Anywaysssssssss.
Cinder: Are we going to get dares or what??
Cassie: Yeah today we are just picking two people from a hat and those two people get dares. It's training for the interns and hilariously painful for whoever gets picked.
Thorne: You know, Mexico sounds really good right about now.
Kat: You can't actually go to Mexico because Trumps going to build a wall.
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Lunar Chronicles Dares
FanfictionThese are funny dares that I give the Lunar Chronicles Crew (I DO NOT own these characters)!! This includes Cinder, Kai, Scarlet, Wolf, Cress, Thorne, Winter, Jacin, Kinney, and more!!! I hope you like it!!!! Also the first few suck because I was ba...
