Holy Primus guys, 5K views!! That's insane!! I haven't updated in forever because I think I'm going to end this soon, I just don't have ideas anymore. I don't know, it's less Lunar Chronicles and more of, how many times can Maddie Yeager the reader. Anyways... enjoy!
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Maddie: Hiiiiiiiiiiii
Wolf: Goodbyeeeeeeeeeee
Maddie: You, my friend, are a glitch
Scarlet: Oh wonderful, she speaks Transformers now.
Maddie: *hums theme song*
Cassie: I'm just waiting until you bring one into this.
Maddie: Noooooooo *sweats*
Cassie: Maddddieeeeeeeeeeeeee
Kai: Oh what did you do now?
Maddie: Okay so you remember that Transformer I made Cinder make?
Cinder: Wait. I made that and it didn't work because it doesn't have the fluids to make it- wait what did you do?!
Maddie: NOTHINGGGGGGG
Thorne: *grins* Tell themmmmmmm.
Maddie: *smacks him* Shhhh!
Kat: Ohhhhhhhh, the boss done messed up.
Maddie: *murderous look*
Kat: *smirks*
Jada: 1-800 you done messed up Mads.
Maddie: Go find a finchcaterpillar or something.
Jules: weirdooooooooo
Marissa: Can we actually say on topic for five minutes?
Cress: Probably not.
Cinder: *tapes foot* What. Did. You. Do.
Maddie: FINEEEE!! I messed with it and sorta kinda maybe stole some stuff from the TF universe....
Cassie: *face palms*
Maddie: I JUST WANTED A TRANFORMER!!
Thorne: *snickers* Optimus Prime is going to kill you when he find out.
Maddie: SHUT UP THORNE YOU ARE NOT HELPING!!
Kat: So anyways.... can we get on with the dares?
Marissa: Yes, can we PLEASE?
Jules: *smirks*
Jada: Yeahhhhh Maddddieeeeee comeeeee onnnnnnnn.
Maddie: Fine fine. Everyone is getting dared today so gather around children.
Cinder: We aren't child-
Maddie: *glares*
Kai: Jeezzzzzzz fineeeeeeeeeee!
Maddie: Mhhhhhh
Cassie: A N Y W A Y S-
Maddie: *Laughs insanely* MADDIE: SUPERIOR! EVERYONE: INFERIOR!
*off in another fandom*
Soundwave: *Looks up yeagered* Someone just stoke my line.
*back to the present*
Jada: We get it Maddie, you love Transformers. We get it. Okay?
Maddie: *mumbles about how Rewind and Chromedome are a better ship than Kai and Cinder*
(Kinda not true but plot so reason XD )
Iko: LE GASP
Cinder: You know you are suppose to gasp not actually say it-
Kat: LE. GASP.
Maddie: IKO. DARE. GO READ MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE! *shoves Transformer comic books into arms* DO NOT COME BACK UNTIL YOU FEELS ARE DESTROYED.
Iko: *glares and walks away* Yeah, okay. Like robots are going to make me cry.
Maddie: *eye twitch*
Cassie: So the other dates are- *squints at list* No.
Maddie: Yes.
Jules: Oh dear- what now?
Maddie: We are all going to watch the 1980s Transformers movie, The Transformers: The movie. And you are all going to love it.
Thorne: Awesome.
Cress: I have work... that needs... to be done... in a different country...
Everyone else: Yeah, us too...
Maddie: *fake tear* I'm so lonely.
Thorne: Yep, just like-
Maddie: Thorne no-
Thorne: Chromedome.
Maddie: You mother-slagging punk-aft glitch. Come back here right this second!
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Yeah that's all I got. Sorry this is awful. I think I'm done with this series. I'll write like a really long goodbye maybe, detailed like an actual story with an actual wrap up. Would you guys like that? Anyways,
Stay mad~
Mads
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Lunar Chronicles Dares
FanficThese are funny dares that I give the Lunar Chronicles Crew (I DO NOT own these characters)!! This includes Cinder, Kai, Scarlet, Wolf, Cress, Thorne, Winter, Jacin, Kinney, and more!!! I hope you like it!!!! Also the first few suck because I was ba...
