it's lunch, we're at school, we're sitting in the grass me and Parmesan, parm for short, my names Margherita lmao we're both named after cheese because her mum liked cheese and so did mine hA
"i'm hungry" parm said, whining agAIN.
"then eat lmao" i say to her lol she weird af she just ate my sandwich 😡😤
"i hope mum has chicken for dinner i want chicken" she huffs
"FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS" i shout to her,
"why are you like this" she looks at me weirdly
"yurt" i shrug
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it's last class before home time yeah bOi , we're in math tho nO bOi
"you know 8x98 isn't 656, it's 784 lol dumb" says the boy sitting beside me, his names luke, he's fucking weird but he's hot so likeeeeee ya fam i'd succ
"oH yikes thanks for not letting my math work flop breadstick"
"no problem cheese" he calls me cheese bc like i'm named after a cheese so ya i call him breadstick bc he's a damn breadstick
me and luke arnet friends at all we just sit beside eachother at math and that's it lmao yet here we aRe
"yurt"
"why the fuck do you keep saying that"
"yurt"
"cheese istg"
"IDK it's funny to say"
"do you know what it even means cause i don't"
"dumbass i don't know either okAy"
"alRight alright "
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"so how do you like ur cheese, melted or hard" luke winks
w h y did this damn living breadstick WINK
i laugh
"yuRT"
and i leave him at his locker while i start my way home YEAH BOI
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a/n hEy i hate myself for this HAHAHAHA
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Fanfiction"yurt" "why the fuck do you keep saying that" "yurt" // this fic is a JOKE so if you're planning on reading a serious fic this isn't a serious one and if you do, don't take anything to heart everything's just a joke!
