Normal Lucy: Hello friends, I'm your vitameatavegamin girl! Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? Well the answer to all your problems is this little bottle. All you have to do is take one tablespoon each day. It's so tasty too! Just like candy. So why don't you join the thousands of happy peppy people, and buy a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin today. That's Vita-Meata-Vegamin.
Drunk Lucy: Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? Well the answer to all your problems is this bittle lottle.
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I Love Lucy quotes
RandomQuotes from I Love Lucy, like the title of the book. I'm sorry if i don't get it word for word. Comment if you get the #dun't. Disclaimer: Characters and quotes belong to the makers of I Love Lucy
