Ethel: Hey Lucy, could I borrow that wig from you?
Lucy: What for?
Ethel: I want to try it on Fred!
Lucy: Oh, he'd look great in it.
Ethel: No, I want to see if he'd recognize me in it.
Lucy: Look out, that's how I got in trouble! Ethel: That's the kind of trouble I want. I want something I can hold over his head! Do you think you have a dress that would fit me? Lucy: You think you'd recognize yours?
Ethel: I think so, considering I only have one!

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