My eid in a short summary:
Relatives: *asks me if I can understand them in Maranao*
Me: "Di. Kasabot ko lang bisaya"
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Uncle: Maitot talaga ung apo ni mayor
Aunt: Sino?
Uncle: Ung hindi alam paano mag-marano
Me: oI HINDI AKO MALIIT WAG KA TITO
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Cousin: Taolit ka talaga Yessa
Me: punyeta pumayat ako wag ka
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Other cousin: You sure you don't understand Maranao???
Me: Da aken sabota nga ung Maranao--
Cousin: Then why--
Me: giatay--
