you are absolutely ridiculous.
girls just fall in love with you.
they don't know you,
but i do.
i have watched you grow up.
hell, we grew up together.
i had never wanted more than to be yours.
but, you're straight,
straighter than a needle.
every time you asked me about a girl,
i'd hesitated.
you were my best friend.
of course i wasn't going to tell you how i really felt.
all of those thoughts about you.
there wasn't much for me to imagine,
you know,
because we were boys.
best friends who did everything together.
even shower from time to time.
you're gorgeous.
and when she broke your heart,
i went insane.
i stalked her, i befriended her,
i even went as far as to have discussing hetero sex with the damn girl.
i loved you
you had an amazing personality
great looks
and a heart of gold
and she stole it.
so,
i killed her.
bye bye slut .