"If the 3 of us say Fuck Off Moss really loud together, maybe Moss will lose his power for a minute and we can defeat him?" Jack said.
"FUCK OFF MOSS!" They shouted. But it didn't work this time.
"Yeah, that won't work on me or my followers anymore. We got an upgrade bby. Now, back to business. Let's go somewhere cooler....like....Uranus," Moss smirked, and with the flick of his wrist the ground underneath TSL shot upwards, leaving Dabois and the Kinkers to fight each other on the ground below. Nate, Erika, and Jack put their arms out to keep their balance. 2 seconds later they all landed on the planet. "Now where do I begin....Jack," Moss said, giving him an evil look.
"Moss, you don't have to do this. We can start over, forget all of this ever happened," Jack pleaded.
"No. The world needs to know what you have done."
"The world?"
"Yes. Is there an echo here? THE WORLD. Vas, hold my camera, get my good side."
"Yes sir, we are live....NOW!"
"Good evening people of the world, Dabois, Kinkers, Memers, Russians, I am Moss the Powerful, coming to you live from Uranus. Tonight, secrets will be revealed, friendships will be ruined. Let's jump right into it and start with Jack O'Brien. Jack, you're in a stable relationship at the moment, correct?"
"Yes, I am."
"Which one? The one with Emma? Or your SECRET one?"
Jack said nothing.
"Yesh, that's right. I know about your marriage. It happened last year.....I was there. As Priest!"
"Moss, please stop..."
"Ladies and gentlemen, please congratulate Jack and his wife....Football Manager, for binding their love forever." Football Manager walked into Uranus and kissed Jack.
"Jack, is this true?" Erika gasped.
"I'm afraid it is. I just....can't hide or deny my true love for Football Manager any longer....but I wanted a human relationship too, to feel normal. I was scared of what people would think of me if I told them I married Football Manager." Jack hung his head in sadness. Football Manager comforted him.
In Canada, Emma punched the TV.
"Now....Erika. You're a good pet owner, right?"
"I like to think so, yeah."
"You let Roxy hump her bed?"
"No but-"
"Scandalous. You have no right to tell your dog she can't hump her bed. But that's not what I'm here to talk about. I'm here to talk about...your fish. How many fish did you have to start off with?"
"About 12."
"About 12 you say. Ok. And how many do you have now?"
"3."
"And you claim that the other 9 died?"
"Yes."
"WRONG. You ate them didn't you? Well, I know you ate them! You wanted a Midnight snack and were too lazy to go downstairs for something to eat, so you ate a fish and liked it!"
Erika stayed silent, but it was true what Moss said.
"Vas!" Moss grinned and turned to look at him.
"Yeah?" Vasil asked, confused.
"I know something about you too."
"But, I'm on your side. Why would you say something about me?"
