Aries: "Jimin, you go no jams." (so classic XD)
Taurus: "INFIRES MAN!"
Gemini: "Beach?" "B*tch?" "Beach?" "B*tch?"
Cancer: "Min Yoongi Genius Jjang Jjang Man Bboong Bboong"
Leo: "Heartbreaker"
Virgo: "Einsteinium" "Oh wow, that's a great nium!"
Libra: "Oh man, holy sh*t!"
Scorpio: "Oh sh*t down! Sh*t down!"
Sagittarius: "Sexy porn star (saxophone star)" (This one killed me XD)
Capricorn: "Strong power, thank you."
Aquarius: "I hate snakeu"
Pisces: "I WILL SUE YOU MIN YOONGI!!!!!"
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Omo, there's too many jokes that I couldn't put them all ;-;Btw, I know I haven't updated in forever but that's because I always forget to bring my laptop and the wifi isn't that strong here, so sorry if this took too long