Deranged - JokerXReader

Chapter 44: Filthy

Your P.o.v.

Joker and I's time had ran out, four hours after sending bane away we heard a knock at the door. Joker sighed before burying his head in the crook of my neck. "do I really have to open the door?" he mumbled, I began sitting up wrapping a blanket around my now naked body and walked towards the front door of the run down structure we were currently residing in. "I'll get it don't worry" I said as I turned the metallic door knob, my eyes widened upon opening the door. "Good evening, miss" the man nodded his head.

"Im here in regards to some anonymous  calls describing that three people came in here, one being the Joker and the other Bane". I faced the officer and covered myself up the best I could, J had already heard who was there and began trying to find somewhere to hide himself. "Im afraid you have been misinformed" I lied, "The only people here is myself and my boyfriend, Jared. whoever called must have been confused, we came back from a costume party earlier and he was wearing a green wig, maybe thats what they saw?" he was buying it.

"I see, however im still going to need to have a look around" he peered down at me before I moved aside and let him search the space.  However what I wasn't counting on was the fact that Joker wasn't going to just back down and risk the police finding out his real identity, hiding in the shadows around the next corner he waited with a weapon in hand, ready to strike. The unsuspecting police officer turned around the corner and joker got to him before he could even call for backup. hearing a thump I rushed around the corner to find J splattered in blood and the police officer on the floor.

"What did you do!?" I asked franticly throwing my arms up now having my clothes back on, I had gone to put my clothes back on when the police officer entered the building. Joker's breathing was rapid and he had a wild look in his eyes, "He wasn't here for me" he wiped the blood off of his knife on his pants and put it on the table. "He was here for you" panic flooded through me sending a thousand thoughts to my head "me? why?" I became worried. He took my arms and pulled me close "Because your mine and they like to take what isn't theirs".

I clung to his frame now fearing for my safety, I wasn't worried about J. I knew he was highly capable of taking care of himself, after all he isn't Gotham's number one most wanted criminal for no reason. "We are leaving" he spoke releasing me from his grip and flipped the mans body over and began unbuttoning his clothes and putting them on one at a time. Posing as a police officer is a major crime but I suppose it was just another thing to add to the list for him. 

"Im afraid im going to have to cuff you" he smirked buttoning up his last button at his collar. I crossed my arms and sighed "your going to enjoy this way to much" I let a laugh escape. I held out my arms but Joker had other ideas, he flipped me around and pushed me against the table as he cuffed me, pressing himself up against me "Sorry, miss but we don't play nice around here" he nipped at my ear before walking me out to the car. That could have gone in an entirely different direction, I thought to myself.

Using the disguise to our advantage we were able to escape the shit hole we were hiding away in and drove out into the city where we could ditch the car and find somewhere else to lay low. We walked up to a large apartment complex still in our disguises and made our way to the front desk. What joker failed to tell me was that he owned one of the appartments in the building and left me on edge. "room keys for apartment 12" he spoke pressing himself lightly against me again. 

He was trying to embarrass me for sure, there is no other reason he would be trying to do this in such a public place. except for maybe the small factor that he is absolutely insane. Literally. he's been tested. The man offered Joker the keys not paying any attention to his bright green hair or his face makeup, something was off about that bloke. "Why didn't he question who you were?" I asked as we took the elevator up to the third floor, "because I threatened to kill him if he told anyone where I was when I first moved in.

J opened the door and I just walked inside now completely used to this kind of behaviour. I turned around nudging Joker to take off my cuffs but he ignored me and continued to lock up the front door. Walking past me into the kitchen he leant against the kitchen counter and stared at my, "J, take these of now, I don't need them on" Joker walked over to me and planted a kiss on my lips before laughing allowing a large smile to form on his face.

He looked me up and down and could tell that there was something on his mind, "Joker?" I asked but he just sat there with a big goofy grin on his face. "Joker?" I asked but he just keep on smiling at me like a little kid, I began to sit on the black leather couch as he opened his mouth to speak "your so cute" he chuckled, I rolled my eyes and asked him one last time to do as I had asked "Thank you, so are you but can you please take these things off now?"

"Now why would I do that?" he chuckled