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Levi x No-one But Also Everyone

After that last thing I wrote, and bless your soul if you actually read/made it all the way through, I needed to cleanse my own mind.

So here's some {hopefully} short, innocent, comedic, light-hearted, fun.

No eye bleeding here, no warnings, no whatever the hell I wrote back there. Just cute. funny shit. There's also no real specific pairing here.

Think of this drabble as a window washer for your eye-balls before the next story.

Everyone in here is high-school aged, varying. Its a modern AU. Levi gets a part in his drama elective that he's not particularly happy with. Essentially a crack fic, but with..structure?

enJoY

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Theater Class

"Explain to me why I was cursed with this part?" A scowl settled on the short boys face, as he stared up at his eccentric teacher incredulously.

"Because as I've told you before Levi, you're perfect for it! Well...Not so much your facial  expressions, we have time to work on that though. More-so your stature." Her hands wove around animatedly as she rambled off her reasoning's.

Levi tapped his foot impatiently waiting for her to get to the main point.

"See, Juliet has to be shorter than Romeo, but its also so traditional and boring to use a girl and boy pairing for the roles. SO, I thought; 'why not switch it up and use another boy!'" Clapping to herself as if she hit einstein levels of genius with her idea.

"Okay, look. Mrs. Zoë. I'm not wearing a fucking dress on stage, and you can bet your life I will not be putting on makeup either. Speaking of which, why not pick someone like that kid with the coconut hair, he's more feminine then I'll ever be in this life-time." Levi picked at the rips in his skinny-jeans, seemingly bored as he made his point clear.

"Aw c'mon! You're missing the whole point! It's not just about having a 'boy' fill the role, its about the femininity of it. Casting a boy who would pass as Juliet in real life completely devoid's the purpose!" Mrs.Zoë pouted crossing her arms.

"Frankly, I don't really care what skewed 'purpose' you're trying to make. I'm not going to fucking do it and that's, that." He stood his ground just as equally, both of them glaring. Silently daring the other to say something in rebuttal.

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"So, you're playing the part of Juliet?" Erwin came over and sat down at their usual lunch table finding Levi with a sullen look. Poking at his food while grumbling a string of curses.

"Shut the fuck up, I don't want to talk about it." He stated pointedly, aiming his fork in a threatening way, causing Erwin to lift his hands in a truce posture.

"Okay dude, I was just wondering why you agreed so suddenly. Last I checked you were so adamantly against it. What changed your mind?" Erwin inquired lifting a french fry without using any ketchup, which Levi had always found odd.

"Mrs.Fucking.Zoë" Were his only words.

"And what did she do?"

"First off, finish chewing your food before speaking to me. You know I find that disgusting. Secondly, the four eyed bitch threatened me with accessing and sabotaging all of my grades, as well as plant a suspension on me. What kind of bullshit. I don't even think that's a legal thing teachers can fucking do. What the fuck." His fist collided with the table, making it shake violently. The occupants at the other end looking up, clearly terrified.