In this scenario, Percy and crew were supposed to read Harry Potter. Let's check it out.
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Annabeth - That book series was so good!
Percy - Uh... what book?
Annabeth - You didn't read it?!
Percy - Dyslexia, remember!
Annabeth - We have the GREEK version!
Percy - Um.... ADHD?!
Annabeth - I will MAKE you focus next time. There's even an audio book! There's no excuse!
Leo - Uh... I didn't read it either.
Annabeth - Did none of you read?!
Piper - I read! It was so good! It reminded me of Percy but with magic.
Annabeth - But Percy's better, of course.
Hazel - Do any of you have Pottermore?
Annabeth - I do! I got Gryffindor!
Piper - Really? I thought you would get Ravenclaw.
Annabeth - Nah, Malcolm got Ravenclaw, but I managed to get Gryffindor.
Piper - Well, I'm in Gryffindor too!
Percy - Pottermore?
Annabeth - Yes. It's a site that allows you to be sorted into your houses.
Percy - Houses? Like cabins?
Annabeth - Kind of, but it's sorted by personality instead of parents
Percy- Is that like that other book.... Divergent? The one you told me about.
Annabeth - You know now that you mention it.... Dauntless is a lot like Gryffindor.... but no. It's different, and much better.
Piper - I have to say, I really ship Dramione!!!!
Leo - Aphrodite alert!! You're going Aphrodite on me, Piper!
Piper - But they are so cute! The forbidden love. The starcrossed lovers. A muggleborn and a pureblood.
Percy - I took the test! I'm a hufflepuff. What is a hufflepuff????
Leo - OUCH. I got Gryffindor mate. Hufflepuff is the worst.
Annabeth - No it's not! Hufflepuff is actually a great house! Plus Cedric Diggory is hot.
Piper - So true!
Percy - Who's this Cedric guy?
*Annabeth kisses Percy*
Annabeth - No one you have to worry about. He sucks anyway.
*Annabeth winks to Piper*
*Piper gags*
Piper - Let's not talk about THAT series, Annabeth. Ugh, Drew will never stop talking about that stupid movie.
Annabeth - Yeah... not Robert Pattison's best moment.
Piper - But Cedric is hot.
Jason - Excuse me? Who is this Cedric guy?
*Piper kisses Jason*
Piper - No one you have to worry about.
To be continued....
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Percy Jackson Shorts
FanfictionSome of these are supposed to be funny or at least fun. Most of these are very brief and don't have much, but is just something fun while you wait for me to finally add a new part to my books. Enjoy!
