Damon Albarn Oneshots

Hot and Bothered

Another fluffy oneshot. Yay! Also, this has Spanish and a little bit of German and French. I'm not Spanish, French or German, obviously, so I used google translate. I'm super sorry if any of the translation is wrong. Anyways, enjoy!

Your POV

"It is well hot," I complained as me and Damon left the airport in Barcelona.

Damon looked at me confused and commented, "Well, no offence, but it's fuckin' Spain. What did you except?"

I shrugged and said, "I don't know! It's just warmer then I thought."

I mumbled to myself, "Then again, it is August."

Damon asked, "So, want to get to our hotel and get wasted, love?"

He gave me an extremely cheesy smile and I couldn't help but laugh. He's too adorable.

I smiled and said, "Hell yeah."

Damon wrapped his arms around me and nuzzled his face into my neck, knowing I was ticklish.

I almost tripped up and giggled as I exclaimed, "Damon! Stop it, I'm ticklish!"

He grinned and whispered, "I know."

I looked at him and bit my lip. Suddenly a taxi pulled up in front of us.

The driver asked in Spanish, "¿Necesito un aventón?"

Damon looked confused and awkwardly said, "¿Sí?"

The driver smiled and Damon just shrugged and opened the car door for me. I got in and Damon got in and shut the door.

The taxi driver turned around and asked, "Así que ¿a dónde tienes que ir?"

Damon just looked dumbfounded, he obviously didn't speak Spanish. He nervously licked his lips as I tried to not laugh.

I quietly said, "I think he's asking us where we want to go."

Damon quickly said, "Oh right, sí! Um..."

He quickly went into his transition book and slowly started to say, "Puede llevarnos- um.... llama?"

I rolled my eyes and decided to save him the trouble of embarrassing himself more.

I quickly said in Spanish, "Puede llevarnos al hotel de Barcelona, ​​por favor? Gracias."

The driver smiled and exclaimed, "Sí, por supuesto!"

He then turned back around and started to drive. Damon stared at me like I had three heads and a tail.

I turned around and asked, "What?"

Damon exclaimed, "I didn't know you spoke Spanish!"

I laughed and explained, "I took an interest in languages at a young age, I can speak Spanish, French and German."

Damon scoffed and said, "I don't believe you."